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crack strength

When you get super-freakishly strong, probably off of crack.
Q :How did Amy Winehouse manage to break out of rehab?
A: She probably had crack strength, and just scaled that wall
by glitterati December 17, 2008
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Cocracked

Verb: The effect of having to witness your female co-worker wearing low-rise jeans bend over or, worse yet, squat down only to reveal the unwelcome view of shadowy ass crack that only the person fucking her should be privy to.
Man, when Sara was moving those boxes we all got cocracked. It wasn't pretty.
by luvspat February 6, 2009
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Crack Whoring

1. The process whereby a group of men go looking for sex with drug addicted prostitues in the ghetto.

2. When well-paid pro football players, just days before a superbowl game, get arrested in Miami while cruising for drugged up prostitutes in the ghetto (this really happened!!),

3. The act whereby dumbass bachelor party participants who are too cheap and too stupid to pay for real hookers/strippers will instand op to find much cheaper (and more dangerous) hookers who are willing to have sex for the price of their next drug fix
Bob: I want to have sex, but we're too dumb, lazy, fat, ugly and broke to get any hot girls without having to pay for it.

Tom: I know - let's call up the guys and go crack whoring in the ghetto.

Bob: Yeah! Because if we go with a bunch of dorky looking white and/or asian guys we won't get mugged, beatin' and robbed by the Homies when we cruising through the hood looking for skanks.
by viking2121 May 8, 2009
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Crack the Tubes

The act of opening cans of beer.
Bruce 3: "Crack the tubes, right!" (starts opening beer cans)
by Bruce 3 August 20, 2009
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crack cake

any type of cake that is so good that it becomes as addictive as crack, but does not contain crack, but is amazingly tasty.
So Chris made some crack cake and brought it into the lounge today, and everyone attacked him for a piece, because it was so delicious.
by scholar328161 April 25, 2010
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Crack Dragon

An ancient, contemporary, mystical, and scrawny creature that appears to be a cross between a dragon and a canine. Usually addicted to crack cocaine.
That ferocious dog which looks like a Crack Dragon! https://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Baby-Nala/134676363969
by Primo22 October 31, 2011
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Crack Thunder

When you fart loud enough to shake the earth beneath your feet and animals flee. It came and went with out a smell to be smelled. You know it to be CRACK THUNDER.
BOOM! what the hell was that? That was Crack thunder.
by Frank Wadels July 22, 2015
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