cosmic dump

A bowel movement of universal proportions

Excuse me for a minute, I feel a cosmic dump coming on.

by Chrispitters August 6, 2018

CosmicKidd

(I)CosmicKidd is out of this fuckin world,nice, intelligent and beautiful are understatements describing her. She so out of this world she doesn't have any nipples. She's also one of the chillest ppl on ifunny for sure.

(II)A cosmic kid is also a kid that destiny betrayed tieing their fate to a rock, making them born on earth instead of out in space exploring the cosmos.

"CosmicKidd doesn't have any nipples!"
"I'm a cosmic kidd I want to travel the stars"

by Ya_man_samo August 31, 2018

Cosmic Clench

When you are the last one alive and you clench your cheeks so hard you squish the cosmos

Last night I was in a 1v6 I pulled a cosmic clench

by Luckylotad March 11, 2019

comic ON

comic ON is a meme version of comicon but you shout the word ON and say comic quietly

comic ON was great.

by epicbrakon May 15, 2019

cosmic tuba

when a tuba is launched into outer space

"hey look! its a COSMIC TUBA!"

by nickgurr507 April 26, 2019

cosmic custodian

One who sees life through a lens of universal loving kindness....and whose work is to make this love visible.

As she approached life through a lens of universal loving kindness, he truly saw her as a cosmic custodian...

by Sonder Life September 15, 2019

Cosmic Lick

When people are playing games to humiliate you, and in turn, they are humiliated themselves

The universities realized by the games they were playing, that Cosmic Lick was their karma.

by whatiamibutyourreflection October 24, 2019