Cakey Cooch

When there's more fat than vagina

"hey baby why don't you bring that cakey cooch over to my place tonight?"

"Todd, if you text me one more time I'm filing for sexual harassment."

by Game Gurmps July 23, 2019

Cooches

When someone (usually a female) smells like cooch

This word is used primarily in South African rural areas and can also be used to describe women who may have aids but it is not well known for that.

Cooches

by KNICKER MAN May 22, 2024

sold the cooch

Had a bad bitch, did some nut shit and now she gone

Ben: bro she was gonna let me hit
Jack: well did you?
Ben: nah bro I got too scared

Jack: YOU SOLD THE COOCH BRO

by Sitarplayer67 September 24, 2022

Cooch warmer

A friend/bro/homie that warms up cooch for you to score with

Dude chuck is the worlds greatest cooch warmer. the guy can really get me laid

by Kachuck July 30, 2010

cooched

coochie but shortened

I cooched real hard
you gay whore

by poogobbler May 15, 2023

Crunchy Cooch

Rhona Clarke / Nelly (Nelson Mandela)/ Queen Of Clean

Hey crunchy cooch

by Crosseyed September 10, 2020

Cooch-caine

The act of snorting coke from a girl’s thigh to coochie.

I want to do cooch-Caine off of Katie.

by Sheeplord August 2, 2020