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Conisha

The feminine name for the male name Connor. Most Connors do not like being given that name, however. So his love (Sharkisha) and her friends will torcher him with it!
Nice earrings CONISHA!!! or Your hair is so girly today, CONISHA!!!
by Toasted_Bagel April 22, 2016
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Pina Colostomy

Diahrea after a night of drinking.
Dude 1:Man, what a night huh?

Dude 2:Yeah, what did you drink?

Dude 1:I don't know but I ended up with a Pina Colostomy.

Dude 2:Umbrella too?

Dude 1:No good bro, no good.
by Fourustwentius January 1, 2009
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Colossal

Used to describe a series of calamitous events that occur over a short period of time, that are either intrinsically linked, completely random, or fall somewhere in the middle.
Joey: Dude you won't believe what has just fuckin' happened to me over the last week!

Bret: What?

Joey: Well on Monday I got fuckin' burgled by pikey's. On Wednesday I wrote my car off. On Saturday my missus split with me cos I go no fuckin' money or car anymore. Then to top it off this morning I slipped up fell in some fuckin' douche!

Bret: Fuck man! Thats fuckin' colossal!
by Steeman February 14, 2006
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Cognos

1. A word offered as a sort of peace offering. When someone is mistreating you, you hold up the "Star Trek" hand symbol (index and middle finger seperated from ring and pinkie finger) and say cognos, to symbolize that a certain individual is being rude.
2. Can be used as a similar sign to the sideways peace sign except you do the "Star Trek" hand symbol (index and middle finger seperated from ring and pinkie finger) but then turn it sideways and say cognos.
1. Person A: You look really ugly today! Person B: (Cognos hand symbol) Cognos, man, cognos!
2. Person A: See ya later! Person B: (sideways Cognos hand symbol) COGNOS!
by Hanna, AKA #3 November 14, 2006
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conestoga

Enormous, oval-shaped hashish cigarette, so large it is difficult to smoke and nearly impossible for a single person to finish---hence its popularity at social gatherings.
Bubba wouldn't let go of that conestoga, he smoked the whole thing! Saw him a week later and he was still high, stumbling outta a Bonanza where he had just depleted their whole Buffet Spread in a munchies rampage.
by shizzlebot July 1, 2005
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CocoSexual

having a sexual attraction to twitter user @TensaCoconut
i’m not homo im cocosexual bih
by highkey_spittin_bangers January 14, 2021
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conasaur

That guy conned 50 people out of their investment. What a conasaur!
by supdoggydog July 11, 2009
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