connection whore

Someone who immediately tries to "friend" someone on Facebook or "link" to on Linkedin right after making their acquaintence (see also post-acquaintance friend request).

Joe: Damn, C just linked with the new sales guy at Acme before we were even finished with the conference call, what a connection whore.
Bob: I know, she's always looking for new people to up her connection count.

by leo341 June 13, 2011

covid connection

When you have a romantic “thing” with someone that isn’t defined because the awkward, lonely, I’m-working-on-myself-right-now, although needy common pandemic dating mindset.

“Are they together?” - “No, I think they just have a covid connection.”

“He waits for me in front of my building every day and holds the door. It’s great.” - “Are you guys ever going to talk?” - “Probably not.”

by Izzy.Bella October 30, 2020

Mind Connect Gang

When two or more individuals thoughts are connected subliminally. Usually enhanced by hallucinogens.

Quis: (tripping out on acid)
Quis: (see's traintracks floating in sky)
Diggs: Train Tracks!
Quis: The fuck, I was just thinking about train tracks.
Diggs: Mind Connect Gang....
Quis: (mind blown)

by chicochapa July 30, 2021

The Banana Connection

An act performed by two consenting adults- One consenting adult inserts a banana halfway into their anus. The other consenting adult then inserts the rest of the banana into their anus and the two back up together. The two consenting adults have formed the banana connection.

Brett prolapsed his anus by attempting the banana connection after eating too much taco bell.

by Tasty Stew September 9, 2018

BooBoo Connection

The term meaning someone's wifi is some ass

That dude that keeps lagging has some booboo connection

by Big Duerk Daddy June 15, 2018

Connect-i-cut

Common way those in Connecticut's school system are taught to spell Connecticut.

How do you spell Connecticut? Connect-i-cut!

by pritix August 18, 2019

trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect.

The thing that only shows up "randomly" when people know that the paper you're writing was either due last week or in five minutes. Seriously. someone really hates you and they know how much this makes you go insane. I personally think they're trying to drive you to the point of literally throwing your computer out the window.

Oh, yeah, " trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect. " my a$$
or

when some one really, really hates you.

by ummmmmmm..... you? December 10, 2018