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Confused

i am confused
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Confusion Day

September 30,confusion day. This is the day where everything and everyone is confused about different topics.
Ted: Hey, what are we doing today?
Emily: I don't really know. Everything just feels so confusing today.
Felicia: Guys, everything is confusing cause today is Confusion Day!
Ted and Emily: Oh yeah that's right.
by felicia the hairy squid September 30, 2021
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Confused

Confused is comeandtasteit
Hey look comeandtasteit is confused.
by kima.avk November 3, 2020
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(Title Confusion)

When so many people get the name of a song wrong that it necessitates parentheses containing the song's mistaken name along with its ACTUAL name so people don't get frustrated when they can't find it. It can also occur if the title of the song is too verbose. (Again, this too can be caused by people getting the title wrong.)
(Title Confusion) has occurred many times in music. To name a few:

-Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes
-Rocket Man (I Think It's Gonna Be A Long, Long Time) by Elton John

-Bang A Gong (Get It On) by T. Rex*
-Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) by Billy Joel
-Operator (That's Not The Way It Feels) by Jim Croce

* "Bang a Gong" was originally called "Get It On," but it was later changed.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 18, 2021
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Much Confusions

when something is misunderstood and leads to a lot of complications, coined by the infamous Alena
"weren't we supposed to meet at 9:00"
"no, we said 8:00"
"Much confusions!"
by Simcock October 28, 2008
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Confused dickshit

When you put your male genital inside of the butthole of a female with male body parts that’s thinks their a zebra
Last night was so confusing I almost confused dickshit
by LightAttack January 17, 2025
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Good Confuse

When someone says/does something or an event unfolds that your mind can not comprehend. When something catches you off guard. Only to be used when you need a way to say you are more than just confused, but the situation has done you a good confuse.
*Kyle and Jason walk into a 7-11 to purchase a large quantity of slim jims

Kyle: "Yo J, where are all the long bois at?"
Jason: "I dont even know dawg, they should be right here in these empty boxes that say sold out, but they're not! Doin me a Good Confuse!"
by FryradDarad January 13, 2020
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