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I'm confused

please fuck off or leave me alone. I'm confused why you're talking to me
"Hey what are we?" I'm confused ... (please fuck off_)
by boozguy123 August 12, 2022
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Very Fucking Confused

The self-given nickname of Adam Stanheight.
Adam: MY NAME IS “VERY FUCKING CONFUSED,” WHAT’S YOUR NAME!?
by 64SilverEyes October 30, 2023
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Rabbanian's Law of Confusion

Started out as a theory, but over the years has developed into a law: If you can't tell, it's always a man.
The bros were walking through the gay parade on Halloween and were overwhelmed by all the tits, when one of them remembered Rabbanian's Law of Confusion. They were all on high alert and realized any pair of those juicy titties could easily be accompanied by a set of dick and balls down low.
by Moseymose July 7, 2017
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Lost and confused

Cheating on your boyfriend with 7 or more guys, all at about the same time.
Person 1: Did you really see 7 or more people at the same time without most of them knowing about it?
Katerino: I was very lost and confused...
by YaBoiDenden April 27, 2020
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Cracker Confusion

The art of having a girlfriend with a twin sister, and getting confused with the twin and your girlfriend and end up fucking her dad
Man last night I had the worst cracker confusion, I think I have one of his shewbs stuck in between my teeth.
by Shitlord69420 May 27, 2018
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confusion

im the definition of confusion

oh like @possiblyasb then

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get your self a collins dictionary im the deffinition of confusion and theirs just a picture of me smilling
by P-p-p-platinum August 22, 2021
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Gay guy confused

He think so that the life is rose-colored or a vale of tears; he think so that a girl must prioritize him still she having partner.
Girl: Have boyfriend
Gay guy confused: She is a fake friend
by barbaroja March 21, 2023
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