comment virginity

Taking someones comment virginity means you give them their first comment on myspace.

Loser 1: HA! I got this guys comment virginity.

Loser 2: DAMN YOU! Well, I got his second comment, plus, my cocks bigger, so his second time was better. BOOYAH!

by but dude...your face. April 17, 2006

command prompt

A simpler, often easier way to manipulate a file/application.

An enigma to the average PC user.

An enigma to 99.9% of Mac users.

c:\windows\system32\netstat/a

edit c:\autoexec.bat

c:\docume~1\owner\dxdiag

by TrippleZero August 1, 2005

YouTube Commenters

Quite possibly the worst "people" on the planet.These cretins represent the worst of the lot in humanity and post their vile and disgusting comments to somehow vent their unholy bile vicariously through these random videos.they range from perversion,homophobia,racism,intimidation,hatred towards law enforcement officers,jealously,rage,cyber bullying and death threats.

A great deal of these posters are unemployed,still living at home or in the basement.They are slovenly looking with scraggly beards and out of shape,distrusting of the government and usually spend their pathetic existences consuming energy drinks,cunsuming prescription drugs and toggling from playing Xbox to posting disgusting comments on youtube.

youtube commenters,aren't human

by Ratherfish June 9, 2014

comment spam

The automatic posting of random, irrelevant comments on weblogs, wikis, and guestbooks. These comments include links to websites in order to increase search engine rankings. A form of spamdexing.

I made a very thought-provoking post the other day, but all my feedback was worthless comment spam.

by Godwin March 3, 2006

Commansenana

V. Talking out of your ass, bullshittin'
ADJ. Stupid
N. Bragger, blabber mouth, bullshitter

"Blah, Blah, Blah"
"Commansenana"

"I like eggs, butterflies, mommy?"
"Go to sleep, ur commansenana-ing it."

by RAW March 3, 2005

Commercial snack

When you're watching TV and you get a snack (chips, pretzels, a sandwich, etc.) during a commercial break, only to finish said snack before the commercials end.

TV: We'll be back after these messages!

Boris: Shit man, this show kicks ass, but it would kick even more ass with some Fritos.

*Boris gets a bag of Fritos*

Boris: Ahh those were good Fritos. Holy shit the show hasn't even started!!

TV: We're back! (Scrubs resumes)

Boris: Ahhh fuck, damn commercial snacks.

by I Will Kill You May 11, 2007

Commander Porktits

Usually a woman masquerading as a man on internet forums. Constantly seeks attention and approval. Is prone to petty fighting. Enjoys Nascar, corn, and adultery.

RedFox74 is trolling so hard, she has become Commander Porktits.

by LizardKing December 17, 2012