Take A Clay

When one has absorbed copious amounts of Mexican food and does not realize they need to poop. They then believe they are going to release the most satisfying fart in the history of time, but instead drop of a mountain of shit into their pants. They then make their fiance wash their tainted pants. Also used as a general term for basic bowel movement.

Hey it smells like tacos in here
Yeah I'm about to Take A Clay, fire up that washing machine

by Honky Actual May 20, 2016

Wet clayed

When someone smokes an extensive amount of cannabis and yaks. They’re face becomes gray, wet, and they are frozen, resembling wet clay.

After a dank rip of the bong, chen wet clayed.

by Ripinthechat December 02, 2018

Jax Clay

Tiny short

Bro did you see him he's tiny.
Yea he's really a Jax Clay

by Bings July 29, 2023

clay ass

When your poop is thick on your butthole over pooping and you have to wipe over and over. Resulting in using baby wipes to get your butthole clean.

Damn dude! My clay ass was so thick I had to use three baby wipes to feel clean.

by Miss Spectacular March 11, 2021

Georgia Red Clay

Fucking a person in the asshole so hard that they start bleeding whilst doing anal.

Person 1: Brennen was going crazy last night it was so loud.
Person 2: yeah, i heard he gave her the Georgia Red clay.

by Mike Vicks Dog May 19, 2022

Dropping Clay

Taking a shit....

Im going to freak out of my neighbors dog keeps dropping clay on my grass

by Bobby Baboon November 08, 2019

Clay Calder

literally the best teacher you could have and also writes a lot of books

Clay Calder is my teacher “your so lucky lol”

by Eggmastersophielol April 08, 2022