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Cincinnati Chili Bowl

This is an STD that is contracted from individuals from Cincinnati, Ohio. The symptoms include pain with urination due to defecating from the urethra of the penis or the vagina and urinating out of the asshole.
"Hey man I hooked up with this chick that I met over the weekend in Cincinnati but I think she gave me the Cincinnati Chili Bowl because I can't stop shitting out of my cock and pissing out of my asshole!"
by Philosophizer August 14, 2016
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Cincinnati Puppies

Those dark quick moving animals all the way down the end of alleys, that may appear to be stray puppies, that you see while walking on the main streets of the downtown business area of Cincinnati. Some say they may actually be rats, but you can never get close enough to one to notice. They are concentrated in higher numbers in the downtown alleys in the restaurant areas.
Person 1: So how was your trip to Cincinnati ?

Person 2: It was good, while I was downtown I saw that water fountain that used to be on that old show, WKRP

Person 1: Cool, did you bring anything back ?

Person 2: Yeah, while I was there, I met a guy selling stray puppies real cheap, so I bought one.

Person 1: Can I see it ?

Person 2: Sure, It's over here in the yard.

Person 1: Dude, WTF ? That ain't no dog, that's a friggen RAT !

Person 2: SOB - The guy selling them was calling them Cincinnati Puppies, so I thought there were some new breed !
by DJ Lunatic February 15, 2012
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Cincinnati Suitcase

A method for gapers to carry their skis and poles with ease, using only one hand. The straps of the ski poles are looped around each other's ends, then looped over the tips and tails of a pair of skis, then picked up by the middle of the ski poles as if carrying a suitcase.
Did you see that gaper in the neon one-piece suit carrying a Cincinnati Suitcase? Only during the holidays!
by peakslayer January 11, 2013
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cincinnati fire kite

The act of torching your Ohio partner's pubic bush.
Everything was going fine until she want me to pull a Cincinnati fire kite. Now I gotta wait for the blisters to heal.
by Bertron December 2, 2013
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Cincinnati Slider

Binge eating White Castle Sliders almost to the point of anal prolapse and going out and writing your name in poop in the snow.
Writing in cursive is much easier when pulling a Cincinnati Slider if you don't have the sphincter control.
by blank frank November 18, 2014
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cincinnati lunchbox

It's where two people dress up as lunch meats and rub condiments all over each other before engaging in intercourse atop loaves of fresh bread
Hey baby, want to go backstage with me for a Cincinnati lunchbox?
by Lepidon July 20, 2018
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Cincinnati Coney Dog

When you’re cuddling with your girl and she sharts all over your cock.
“we were chillin and she did the Cincinnati Coney Dog, got chili all over my cheese-dog.”
by gtomcsik October 9, 2020
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