Boy: Momma ima get some cereal! (pours milk before the cereal)
Mom: WHERE DID I GO WRONG???!!!
Boy: oops, i forgot to pour the cereal first!!
Mom: You better keep pouring the cereal first shitwipe!!
Mom: WHERE DID I GO WRONG???!!!
Boy: oops, i forgot to pour the cereal first!!
Mom: You better keep pouring the cereal first shitwipe!!
by anonymous May 21, 2018
Get the pouring the cereal firstmug. by S.P.A.M. October 20, 2003
Get the Milk and Cerealmug. the horrific sin of putting the milk in the bowl before the cereal. Only the most disgusting people do this.
Person A: Dude why'd you just kill that guy?!
Person B: He was a fan of pre-cereal milk.
Person A: Oh ok, it's all good then.
Person B: He was a fan of pre-cereal milk.
Person A: Oh ok, it's all good then.
by GGamer65 June 2, 2020
Get the pre-cereal milkmug. Extra cereal day, a day filled with joy, a day, where you could eat whatever cereal you wanted to eat without be judge, a day where you have no limits, a day where all your dreams could come true.. A DAY WHERE YOU CAN EAT 2 BOWLS OF CEREAL INSTEAD OF 1!
It only on November 22nd and if you don't do it the cereal gods will be angry
It only on November 22nd and if you don't do it the cereal gods will be angry
by Tay Animations September 2, 2020
Get the Extra Cereal daymug. This is the right way to do it. In fact it makes your cereal more enjoyable as it helps soften the cereal slightly ,with the pressure making the milk seep into the cereal ,so it has a melting sensation when you chew on it than when it's practically dry and you chew down on it and cut your gums if you are unlucky. Yes although putting the cereal after the milk makes it look nice, You are sacrificing your cereal eating experience.Milk after the cereal.
Me: Imma go eat breakfast now!
Butthurtbeforecerealmilkperson: I WILL FRIKIN ASPHIXIATE YOU IF YOU DO THAT!?!?!1?!111?!1?!1
*Person eats dry creal* *Cuts gum* *unsavoury*
Me: Serves you right for not listening to me after I told you that pouring the Milk after
the cereal was a better idea.
*Pours milk after and gobbles it without a hitch) Milk after the cereal
Butthurtbeforecerealmilkperson: I WILL FRIKIN ASPHIXIATE YOU IF YOU DO THAT!?!?!1?!111?!1?!1
*Person eats dry creal* *Cuts gum* *unsavoury*
Me: Serves you right for not listening to me after I told you that pouring the Milk after
the cereal was a better idea.
*Pours milk after and gobbles it without a hitch) Milk after the cereal
by Hadley Hatchosvcka May 21, 2018
Get the Milk after the cerealmug. A sexual act in which a man lovingly fills his partners rectum with chilled milk. Once filled cereal (dry is optimal) is added to taste. The Austin Cereal Bowl is best consumed with whole milk, although soy may be substituted for the lactose intolerant. Spoon optional. Available at all Austin area Marriots.
by Sickgrrl April 10, 2019
Get the Austin Cereal Bowlmug. by Urban Dictionary User Person March 18, 2023
Get the Are U Super Cerealmug.