Bachelor Cart

The small, narrow shopping carts at grocery stores and supermarkets. So called due the nature of the cart - it lacks the seat, leg openings and seatbelt found on larger shopping carts, where a little kid can sit. Doesn't hold much groceries, but the botton shelf is perfect for a case of beer. Often used by single people who have no kids, like a Bachelor for example.

Bob had no kids and is single, so he doesn't need a full sized cart because he's not getting much groceries . A Bachelor Cart will do.

Bachelor Cart by joe995 August 3, 2025

Post Cart Clarity

The feeling of regret after you just got belligerently high and ask yourself why you just did that. And then proceed to take a monstrosity of a blinker right after.

Synonym to Post Nut Clarity

“Hey man what’s wrong?”

“I’m going through post cart clarity right now.. kinda sobering up a bit”

“You’re crazy man.. here… it’s your rip”

Post Cart Clarity by BobbysGhost October 31, 2025

cp cart

media commonly spread around telegram by people with bad intents
cp means "cheese pizza"

inno: yo what do you use telegram for
CakeyOC: cp cart

cp cart by kirkifyer 9000 November 23, 2025

Glow cart

Slang umbrella term for any Cart (Marijuanna cartridge) being sold by Mathew. Notorious after Kieran chose a smoke shop cart over the highly esteemed glow cart..

Yeah yeah.. I’m gonna hit up Mathew for the glow cart later

Glow cart by Beckinator. March 20, 2026

Taco the apple cart 

When the scrotum is grabbed, folded in half and then stepped on.

Dude, I asked Tommy to taco the apple cart and he called me a bastard.

Taco the apple cart by Aemorris April 20, 2011

my go cart 

A dumb xbox player that rages and his name is Samuel and his friends name is Brock and he is ugly.

My go cart is a bad xbox player.

my go cart by Egg maniac man April 6, 2017

Sailing the cart 

Used when referring to a golf cart that has been taken off of (specifically) private property and driven down public roads illegally.

1. I saw Buddy sailing the fucking cart down the street like a champion who gave zero fucks.

2. Bill asked “how will we be getting there?” And Michael answered “fucking sailing the cart boiii !!!”

Sailing the cart by harry pot June 5, 2018