canadian spiderdog

Grade A maple syrup is first imported from the hills of Saskatchewa canada. The male coats his 8 fingers sufficiently with syrup (no thumbs). He then prepares his victim by putting her in the doggy position. the 8 fingers coated in syrup then glide into the anus. the victim screams EEHH! until climax is reached

I gave your mother a Canadian spiderdog in the wee hours of the morning

by Shit stain April 16, 2015

Canadian Napalm

When you microwave Maple Syrup and get 7th degree burns when you spill it on yourself.

Ahhhh! I Canadian Napalmed myself microwaving the pancake syrup.

by muffkin July 15, 2013

Canadian Flip

The act of hiding ones erect penis by flipping it upward and tucking the tip in your belt or waist band.

I got a boner in class, so I just Canadian flipped it and i was good to go.

by AVLORIA March 27, 2009

Canadian Lube

Maple syrup used for lubrication.

Hold on, I think I'm going to need the Canadian Lube.

by thelordofkeks August 3, 2016

Canadian Handjob

When a gentleman gives another gentleman a handjob.

I think Mike wants to give me a Canadian Handjob.

by 0vechkin December 9, 2012

Canadian Tan

A tan in which the tan line is non-existant, and both sides are pasty white. Also exists in some of the Northern-most United States.

"Hey man! Check out my Canadian Tan. I worked on it all this weekend."
"Sweet, how'd you do that?"
"Video games."

by LemonPear May 20, 2012

Canadian Stranger

This is an advanced manuever folks, and it takes teamwork. First, you being fucking your girl doggy-style in front of a rather large window. Then, you carefully have a buddy or yours swap in and continue fucking her without her knowing there's been a trade. The Canadian Stranger is complete when you walk outside and wave to her as she's being fucked by your friend.

"I can't believe she dumped me after Craig & I Canadian Stranger'ed her last night."

by lambiquiter August 27, 2009