Crushing Cans

When two people with breasts engage in intimate sexual activity facing or on top of each other with their breasts grazing and grinding against each other.

It felt so great when we were crushing cans this morning.

by Lololololoh February 28, 2023

Lunch can

What normal people would call a lunch box or lunch kit, people from the East Coast in Canada call it a lunch can.

Linda's mom packed her food in her new lunch can for the first day of school.

by jabber69 February 24, 2022

pringle canning

(v.) To take a shit of such enormity and structural integrity that it is capable of straddling the hole in a dry toilet.

"Benson's in there pringle canning the goddamn toilet again."

by Captain Coffee January 16, 2017

Cooking the Cans

Taking alcoholic beverage cans and putting them in a fire to burn off the label. Usually performed by minors or people in areas where alcohol is prohibited.

The group of teens cooked their cans by throwing them in a fire as they drank.

Troy: We should be Cooking the Cans.
Roy: What?
Troy: Put the cans in the fire to burn the labels off.

by IowaScholar July 4, 2019

Raid can

When you’re pounding out your bitch, and she lays motionless, like a dead roach on a raid can.

Pacheco scooped up a dime piece from the bar, but got the raid can when he took her home.

by Chapeco May 28, 2018

crap-in-a-can

1. a polite euphemism for 'bullshit'
2. a general term used in frustration/anger.

Both definitions derive from the early-to-mid 1990's modern art piece by an Italian "artist" who sold cans of his own excrement for $10,000US a unit as it were.

1. The explanation was "crap-in-a-can"
2. "The boss is going to try to make you work overtime tonight." "Crap-in-a-can, I have a date though."

by Laetitia Lomsky April 24, 2003

Pringle Can

Euphemism when a guy gets a boner and it feels as though there is a "pringle can" between you.

Stacy felt Josh get a pringle can when they were grinding and knew she was doing it right.

by Lolcatzzzzzzzzzzzz November 27, 2011