keen custard

Premature Ejaculation

When she took her clothes off, my keen custard came out.

by datwidowasstho August 17, 2017

Custard Mustard

The name of a Tiddlytubby that is yellow and a superstar.

Custard Mustard is a superstar!!!!!!!!!!

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

piss stained fuck custard

spunk contaminated with stale piss

she is a piss stained fuck custard

by bucket crutch 2 March 3, 2022

Custard Creaming

When you are going down on a girl and your munching down that sweet pussy, the act of custard creaming is when you crunch down the outa vaginal flap (like the biscuit) and then make your way to the centre where you get the cream.

I've been custard creaming girls 24/7

by Sissoko July 27, 2019

Funny Custard

Especially thick ejaculate. Most commonly used in relation to fellatio.

"I was so backed up, I filled that bitch's throat with funny custard.

by M15745H1F74 January 31, 2024

Custard Camel

A fat camel with multiple custard-like fat humps. This phenomenon is usually caused by drinking too much beer and as a coping technique, they usually revert to low carb beers.

Look at that Custard Camel. You can tell by the Low Carb HANN 3.5 in his hoof.

by jsjbhr35 November 10, 2025

great wall of custard

The one, the only Tommie McKernan

Jesus boi, Tommie sure is the Great Wall Of Custard

by Big pine lover November 23, 2021