Brother, I do believe you just spilt spine custard on my sneaks. I implore you, please wipe up your mess before I give you the old 'One-Two, Where's me shoe'
by Dionize December 21, 2023
Get the Spine Custardmug. by Shmidey June 18, 2016
Get the kilt custardmug. NOUN
1. Someone who is not talented at cussing.
2. Someone who cusses uncontrollably and often.
3. Someone who botches dessert recipes involving dairy and egg yolk.
4. Someone who gets rejected by urban dictionary.
5. Alternatively, someone who gets accepted by urban dictionary (honorific: synonymous with cus-genius)
6. Derogatory: Someone who has no sense of humor.
1. Someone who is not talented at cussing.
2. Someone who cusses uncontrollably and often.
3. Someone who botches dessert recipes involving dairy and egg yolk.
4. Someone who gets rejected by urban dictionary.
5. Alternatively, someone who gets accepted by urban dictionary (honorific: synonymous with cus-genius)
6. Derogatory: Someone who has no sense of humor.
Informal usage: That guy is a General Custard (akin to being a Major Asshole).
Ancient proverb: a custard's last stand is never a pretty sight to behold.
Ancient proverb: a custard's last stand is never a pretty sight to behold.
by anonymous December 27, 2020
Get the Custardmug. by Braegan October 17, 2021
Get the Rug Custardmug. A custard surprise is when a guy is getting sexually stimulated (usually by a partner or partners) and, to his surprise, ends up with a powerful orgasm and shoots jizz that surprises even him.
Yo, man, I was getting tit fucked by my girl for a long ass time but I did a custard surprise. It was awesome!
by AnonMan October 17, 2015
Get the Custard Surprisemug. by BahamGroag November 27, 2024
Get the custard tanksmug. When you are going down on a girl and your munching down that sweet pussy, the act of custard creaming is when you crunch down the outa vaginal flap (like the biscuit) and then make your way to the centre where you get the cream.
by Sissoko July 27, 2019
Get the Custard Creamingmug.