Rice Crispie Treats

A clone of rice with sticky residue all over it.

(WARNING: CAN BE MORE ADDICTIVE THAN HEROINE)

"Hey what are you hooked on?"
"Rice Crispie Treats"

by AVietnamese August 6, 2009

crispy done done

the state of being after smoking a lot.

Yo I just smoked an eigth, I am Crispy Done Done

by Clayton Woodward December 21, 2008

crispy around the edges

Someone who is looking a little rough.... but deep down they are doing all right.

During deflategate Tom Brady was crispy around the edges

by Potato1337 March 17, 2017

hot damn crispies

The redneck style of eating Rice Crispies/Rice Crispy Treats. Usually includes rice crispies drenched in hot sauce and put in the microwave.

I'm hungry bitch, give me some hot damn crispies.

by blackknight76 May 13, 2005

Crispy Ass Flakes

Noun. Flakes via the anus that are quite crispy.

If you don't wipe good enough, you accumulate crispy ass flakes.

by 3guyjoe November 19, 2013

Crispy critter man

a man who is often confused due to a combination of sunburns and hard drugs

I am a crispy critter man, and now i've got this wicked headache

by notsoslimshady January 20, 2011

crispy dick pizza

Crispy dick pizza is a definition on when you fuck up in life

Fuck! We're crispy dick pizzaed in

by Crispydickpizaa123 November 27, 2016