by Stimmy Stimey January 7, 2022
Get the Covid-22 mug.Similar to 'crying wolf'....saying you have been exposed to Covid and will have to stay home from work for a couple of weeks.
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Linda: "Did you hear Linsey is 'Crying Covid' and won't be here to work on this big project?
Jean: "Yeah, and it's going to be our most difficult one yet!"
Jean: "Yeah, and it's going to be our most difficult one yet!"
by Debnhim June 29, 2020
Get the Crying Covid mug.The mistaken belief that a sub-microscopic piece of RNA code can be bluffed by representing that you hold a large penis.
Mason openly displayed his AR-15 and hugged his MAGA brothers and sisters in an open display of COVID machismo. Nineteen days later, his mother went to the hospital.
by WildTurkeyNYC May 12, 2020
Get the COVID machismo mug.by g drop bag March 9, 2021
Get the COVID SYMPTOMS mug.When a male, just before orgasm, pulls their sexual partner’s Covid mask away from their face and ejaculates all over the inside of the mask before letting it go and allowing the cum filled mask to slingshot back into their partner’s face.
“My tinder date last night insisted on wearing her Covid mask during intercourse so when I came I gave her a nice Covid slingshot to the face. Poor thing had her mouth open and took a ballistic cum shot to the throat that had her choking up semen for the rest of the night.”
by MChamm3r January 20, 2022
Get the Covid Slingshot mug.by The Polisa man July 18, 2020
Get the Covid-19 mug.Person 1: God, we had about 20 COVID Scares during the last few months.
Person 2: Tell me about it, I was worried when my girlfriend got sick, we thought it was COVID for sure!
Person 2: Tell me about it, I was worried when my girlfriend got sick, we thought it was COVID for sure!
by Buchi November 21, 2020
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