chili cook off

A sexual maneuver in which three males each take a shit, and give them to a single female as a gift. She then tastes all three of the specimens. The person's shit she likes best she has sex with, next best she gives a blow job too, and the unlucky loser has to finish the rest of the shit.

Man, Eric sure got the wrong end of the chili cook off last night.

by Arnold Palmer Half and Half March 30, 2009

kay cook

a beautiful lovely girl who doesn’t deserve hate she’s always kind to everyone.

wow look how beautiful kay cook is

by _editing_lily March 6, 2019

kay cook

beautiful lovely girl who doesn’t deserve hate. she’s an angel that fell from heaven.

wow look how beautiful kay cook is.

by _editing_lily March 6, 2019

Dane Cook

A comedian and actor native to Boston, Massachusetts. Mostly known for his work as a comedian, Cook has released 3 comedy albums and has joined the ranks of George Carlin, Steve Martin, and Bill Cosby in regards to comedy albums going platinum and in this case double platinum. He was the first comic in 29 years to have an album on the billboard charts, being at #4. Also responsible for the hand sign known as the 'Super Finger' aka the "SuFi."

Did you see Dane Cook give them the SuFi last night?

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

by Sarahjoe January 19, 2009

hunter cook

An asshole-like person whom you will always owe money to.

"did you know your father is a real hunter cook.

by Personallyidntcare March 13, 2017

abby cook

Loves to suck dick and swallow kids

get you an abby cook for the best head

by condadohotel April 25, 2017

Bad Cook

Someone who tries to cook, but is poor at it, and uses bacon as a cover up. Also one to not cook wild game correctly, forcing people not to like wild game, and trying to make there bad cooking not the reason, use bacon. AKA - food band aid

Mike thinks he is a great cook when he cooks wild game, but really is a bad cook.

by the great cook January 4, 2019