king closer

A person that excels at sales and closing deals. To have superior ability to close someone "this term was coined for sales associates" To be able to control a conversation or phone call and get the end result accomplished. This term is given to the cream of the crop in sales and typically reffers to the best of the best in sales.

Example 1.) That Michael D. Jackson is sure a king closer, he called that Potential Customer and had his credit card # in 5 minutes.

Example 2.) Out of all of the Associates at AST, Mike jackson is a king among the closers for the company

Example 3.) The scent that is put off as Michael D Jackson chokes them with his huge closers brass balls.

by Beto Paredes May 20, 2008

clever hover

An object or act of surprising ingenuity, the phrase comes from a flymo lawnmower advert.

Person 1: "They put locks on all the doors to keep hobo's out."
Person 2: "Ahh, clever hover."

by sam991 April 26, 2006

closerly

Even more closely. Closely is when you are close to someone or something. e.g. watching something closely or being closely related to somebody.

The cop monitored the gang hideout closely, but he was monitoring the crack den closerly.

by MichaelToTheJ May 10, 2008

Dub Covers

Any variety of plastic hubcaps with a chrome finish exceeding 15 inches. Many now come with the popular self spinning option.

Damn dogg you see those spankin'new shfiffteen inch twank twanky Dub Covers at Wally world?

by Zachry Diehl February 27, 2005

Door Closer

Somebody who closes doors after going to the toilet/bathroom, meaning that somebody approaching the door doesn't know if there's anyone in there or not.

Guy 1: You met that new guy Richard?
Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer
Guy 1: Equitable testimony brothatrucka
Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide

by Blargle Margle January 24, 2011

cleverati

A select group of people who unnecessarily use ornate vocabulary during everyday conversation. They discuss obscure political movements and break out the thesaurus for movie reviews.

*Not to be confused with latte liberals, as they don't actually exist.

Only a true cleverati would use the word "superfluous" when discussing their favorite sandwich.

by noneofyobitneh December 9, 2008

Coverk

Coverk (v) kuh-verk: To gallivant about in a lighthearted, carefree, and somewhat ridiculous manner; to engage in general revelry and goodnatured foolishness. (also: coverking, coverker, coverked)

"We just coverked around last night. It was so fun!"

"Dude, quit coverking - you look ridiculous. You coverker."

by BeccaBeloved October 8, 2012