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the clap

Definition 1:
It is a a misnomer or bastardization of "the collapse". Which comes from World Wars when gonorrhea was so prevalent among GI's. It was in the hospital wards where the soldiers were that the medics and other patients would refer to it as "the collapse". Which through man's insufferable need to makes things smaller and easier because they are lazy, putrid, and even at the risk of endangering themselves, ignorant, shortened the word to "the clap".
Definition 2:
The term comes from the Paris neighborhood Clapier because of it's large number of prostitutes, or whores/hoes during the 14th century. And the word "clapier" might also have been another way of saying brothel or whore house, slut barn,pussy shack, or your mom's box, because of the prevalence of gonorrhea.
#1: A wounded soldier to a nurse changing a bedpan:

" What's wrong with that guy over there?"
Nurse:
" Oh, him? Oh, he's got the clap from one of those gook* hookers." * No offense to any Asian's who read this. I am not racist I just put it into context.
#2: I am too stoned to come up with an example of the second definition. Be lucky you got this much.
by McPenis Private Eye January 29, 2010
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clap them cheeks

Come here mom and let me clap them cheeks
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Plano Clap

the Plano Clap is a motion of tapping your fingers on the inside of your arm, inferring the use of heroine. It is a derogatory stereotype commonly used against youth from the North Texas area against residents of Plano. It suggests that all actions from the people in Plano are based souly on their drug use, particularly heroine and implies an undertone of stupidity.
person 1: Did you see Blake at the party? What a fucking idiot. They were all over the place. Obviously on something.

person 2: Oh definiately. That's Plano for ya! Do the plano clap!!
by carnage-sux February 17, 2010
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PGA clap

An unenthused clap that is used generally at boring events such as banquets, school assemblies, and church events. Not to mention at a golf match.
Yeah I had to listen to a boring song at a band concert, but I gave the PGA clap just to be polite.
by Lil Duff 2008 June 16, 2008
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Let's clap yo

1)When you are in front of a crowd of people performing (Preferably playing Metallica) and you want the crowd to clap.

2)If your having a good time and want to let every one know it.

It also should be yelled and with a continuous clapping motion over the head.

From the Latin: "Let's clap" and the German: "Yo"
1) "Let's clap YO!!!"

2) "I'm really drunk!! Let's clap YO!!!!"

3) I'm going to go sink the dink, Let's clap YO!!!"
by OKGO! January 4, 2010
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Donkey Clap

It is when you eat out a fat chick, and as she is climaxing the flab from her back, stomach, and sides flaps onto your head making a clapping sound. Thus you have a donkey clap.
So, I was eating out Stephanie yesterday, when she donkey clapped me. I don't think she noticed. I would do it again.
by Jumpin'Jehovah April 1, 2008
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Golf Clap

A particularly virulent strain of Gonorrhea caused by illicit sexual intercourse with Tiger Woods. In the US, known incidences have increased rapidly since November of 2009, although it is not clear exactly how long this disease has run rampant.

Golf Clap cannot be spread by sharing toilets and bathrooms or by those who have Jesse Jamesed
"If I have Golf Clap, can it be transmitted to my unborn, out of wedlock, child?"

"If I am experiencing and outbreak of Golf Clap, should I avoid sexual intercourse with men dressed as Nazi's?"
by ratchet42 April 21, 2010
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