chums before bums

The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.

Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"

by DarkTemple June 23, 2017

Chums

A sensitised term for periods or menstruation frequently used in Bangalore, India

She is tired because she got her chums today

by FunBobby28 October 18, 2023

Chum

A word to describe a speckle connection between two friends.

Ya chum is here for ya.

by The special Moron December 29, 2018

Hand Chum

The dead skin and oils from you hands that clog up all the cracks and crevice of your handheld devices like a mouse or controller.

That mouse has too many buttons. Think of all the hand chum that will build up.

by AgentX2006 August 5, 2024

Chum

A pathetic bitc*

Don't fuc* with her bruh she's a chum

by Odd Crooks -- June 27, 2014

Chum

Is a Scottish slang for the word friend

I can’t wait to see my chums

by Icanreadyoulikeabook October 30, 2018

Chum

A dry mixture of dead skin, hair, bacteria, fungi, yeast and viruses found on shavers, combs, brushes, derma rollers and other cosmetic tools. Has been found to be associated with acne, blemishes, ingrown hair, razor bumps, dandruff and conjunctivitis.

I have dirty chum on my razor. I need to clean the chum off of my razor.

by Chum Master April 10, 2025