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Cap’n Crunch

Sex position when Person A rides Person B while Person B sucks person A’s dick whilst Person B makes an up and down crunching motion.
“I Cap’n Crunched for breakfast this morning!”
“Is that why you have milk all over your face?”
by Strapped on sutra April 26, 2020
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anti-capitalism capitalism

1. anti-capitalism capitalism

noun

a political ideology in which one is a capitalist but also is an anti-capitalist.

• one proposed idea for the praxis of anti-capitalism capitalism is exploiting the loopholes of capitalism to make it collapse from the inside.

• a common meme form of praxis is when one simply buys capitalism for the sole purpose of destroying it right afterwards.
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2. anti-capitalism capitalist

noun
noun: anti-capitalism capitalist; plural noun: anti-capitalism capitalists

someone who supports and/or advocates for anti-capitalism capitalism.
1.

“Hey, have you heard of this new ideology? It’s called anti-capitalism capitalism.”
“Isn’t that an oxymoron?”
Absolutely not. You’re the moron for thinking that it is.”

2.
“What are your political leanings?”
“Me? I don’t know where my views would fit in. I’m an anti-capitalism capitalist.”
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True Capitalist Radio

A radio broadcast on blog talk radio. Hosted by the prognosticator of prognosticators- "Ghost", he talks about current economic crisis and/or important world events. Although once a haven for capitalists it has become a gathering site for bronies and trolls.
Ghost: Yes you're on true capitalist radio.

213: Hey ghost, whats good baby. I gotta feed my keedz ghost. I gotta be feeding dem keedz.
by Lt.Pooptickler September 8, 2011
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Capital One

The company that gives me spam mail every day.

Also Capital One, definitely not you.
I open my mailbox every day and I get at least one Capital One letter every fucking day.
by Not Bill from ft worth July 10, 2018
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Thanks Captain Obvious

Thanks Captain obvious is the appropriate response to someone who says something blatantly obvious. This can be said kindly and in jest to one’s friends or spitefully to the jerk that’s been irritating you.
Me: Did you hear in the news about the girl who jumped off of a bridge after leaving a note to her family?
BFF: She must have been suicidal
Me: Thanks captain obvious!
by crazy hooker October 11, 2009
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Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"
"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."
by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021
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skull cap

A thin, skin-tight hat piece.
by Anonymous January 30, 2003
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