as daft as a brush

A way to describe someone acting silly, or foolhardy. Generally a Yorkshire phrase.

“Our Steve is as daft as a brush!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 21, 2025

mr brush

Typically the dumbest person/thing you'll ever meet. He is always going to be interested is social lives, will probably end up being a middle school or high school teacher, and doesn't normally help with problems or cares about homework. A Mr Brush will try to give you detention even if you haven't done anything. He likes to make his students do his chores, and usually has one or two favorite students. He doesn't mind boasting or telling the whole class something that will affect others, such as what he thinks about one student, or how he prefers another. A Mr Brush usually likes to yell, even if everybody is being quiet. Aside from being dumb and annoying, a Mr Brush can really help you if he really gets to know you. He is a fun person to be around, if you don't mind occasional gossip or rumors. If you meet a Mr Brush, stay on his good side!

Student 1: Who's your teacher this year?

Student 2: Mr Brush
Student 1: Really? You must be lucky! I've heard good things about him.

Student 2: I hope so.

by Goodfairyperson October 3, 2017

lint brushing

When a person strokes their genitals to calm themselves but not necessarily to induce sexual excitement.

The meeting set unrealistic deadlines so I ended up lint brushing in the bathroom until I could get back to work.

by NevrKnwsBest December 20, 2017

Brushing

(Female) The act of using the end of a brush like a dildo.

I caught my friend brushing yesterday. She has that hairbrush deep inside her.

by Fermi_Paradox May 18, 2017

but brush

The patch of hair under a dudes chin. Also known as a taint tickler.

Dudes goatee looks weird. Bro that's no goatee he's got a damp but brush.

by GingerAbortion September 19, 2016

brown brushed

The act of unknowingly shoving a toothbrush in someones ass.

" dude I don't know how things are going with tenna , I mean last night shebrown brushedme. I don't know if I liked it but I definitely need a new tooth brush."

by meckomacko March 28, 2015

brush the baby's teeth

To have sex with a pregnant girl.

Hay babe want to brush the baby's teeth

by Dougsda1 June 22, 2017