Brumder

A grown man living in the basement of a married couple and their family. Between haggling the couple's children for urine samples and foreinicating with the family maid he manages to still have time for his X-box, picking fights. A Brumder lives off of snuff, mad dog, cheap cigars, and chanellos, along with the occasional cigarette (but only when provided by his princess.)

man 1: dude i just banged my maid while drunk on mad dog while playing X- Box and eatting chanellos.
man 2: god ur such a brumder

by princess February 10, 2005

Bumper Ketchup

When you hit an animal with the front / back of your car and blood splatters on the car, the animal has become bumper ketchup.

Person 1: Dude was that a rabbit you just hit?
Person 2: Meh, it's bumper ketchup now.
Person 1: It'll be a bastard to clean off though...

by Exce$$ May 16, 2008

Bumper Slide

When two people are opposite eachother and run in a forward motion sliding on their socked feet until collision.

Last night, My roommate and I were so bored we made up a new game called bumper slide. EXTREME

Play at your own risk and with your own socks.

by BASH2509 December 15, 2009

bumper skrumper

someone that is very annoying and a pain in the ass

you're such a bumper skrumper fam

by the man joshy' January 30, 2019

nut bumper

a homo-sexual's chin

" billy you are not a grown man yet, you first have to grow some hair on that lil nut bumper of yours you got there"

by THE 69 OMEN August 17, 2008

tilted bumper kit

A contiental kit that is on a car from the 70-90 gm american cars and its open while the car is in motion

Tilted bumper kit

by still walkin March 3, 2009

titty bumper

A titty bumper is someone who is afraid of all contact sports. Often used as a word to describe football players who can't block good.

Pecker Olinger: "Hit somebody out there you bunch of titty bumpers!"

Football Player: "I'm not a titty bumper, I'm just hittin' him in the tittties!"

by peckerolinger January 24, 2010