Brandon

a mans you’d want to hit with a bus because they piss you off a lot

i hate brandon

by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020

Brandon

When you forget to flick the ash off of your cigarette and it just extends until the cigarette is burnt out, but the ash is still attached.

"Dude, your cig has a Brandon on it".

"Flick your fucking cigarette dude, it's Brandon is too long".

by PsychoticSpade October 8, 2018

Brandon

CEO Brando

Brandon is daddy.

by IcedVulcan September 1, 2019

Brandon

I got two words for you.. Dragon Weasel.

Look at Brandon! What a dragon weasel.

by Brandon Avila May 24, 2016

Brandon

gun obsessed puerto rican. probably a terrorist or drug dealer. ISIS but not a muslim.

oh shit it's brandon

by The Master's Academy December 6, 2017

Brandon

a word for guys who like to masturbate while on the phone, play xbox 360 all night, gets drunk and cries to his exes, and go bipolar at any given time during the day. A true Brandon does it all shamelessly. Brandons will murder you while you sleep if you are an ex OR do not kiss his ass and tell him how great he is religously

Girl 1- "ugh I just found out my prince charming is a total Brandon"

Girl 2- " sucks to be you"

by Jt425 July 18, 2009

brandon

A gay that is really ugly, who laughs way too much.
He hates everything and thinkes to be the best player.
HE IS GAY!!! HE SUCKS BALLS AND FUCKED TWO HORSES WITH OUT EVEN CRYING OUT THAT HE DIDNT WANT IT, HE ENJOYED IT!
HE IS SMELLY he stinks like rotten fish with eggs that once were in a ass!
He thinks other ppls stink but its him!
(brandon is a new nickname for a gay that is ugly and stinks like the death.)

1GUYS, look there comes a brandon HIS BREATH STINKS!
2watch out now, the brandon is firing his rotten eggs.
3that brandon really is a dick of a mom.

by asif333 June 2, 2008