Brandon

A short mother fucker that thinks he can beat anyone up. He wrestles and brags that he won a single game. He masturbates to grown men fucking dogs in the asshole.

God damnit, your being such a brandon.

by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016

Brandon

A Meme Shit Lord

Brandon: *claps* Dat Boi

by SenkaXD June 10, 2016

Brandon

A pussy

Brandon is such a pussy because he uses a sploof when he smokes weed

by gogirl69 September 19, 2016

Brandon

a faggot with a small ass dick the size of hunter's

Brandon is such a brandon smh.

by Brandon Cart Urban November 28, 2016

Brandon

A person who is a narcissistic, big headed, asshole. Doesn't care about anyone but himself. Only does nice things as long as it benefits him. AND has a small dick.

You need to break up with him, he's a Brandon.

by phuckyew December 21, 2016

Brandon

That homeless guy you see living under the staircase. He is nice, but you can't take your mind off that smell radiating from his body that you can't identify.

Damn, did you see that homeless guy sleeping in his own vomit?

Ya bro, he looks like such a Brandon

by MrToasty November 5, 2015

Brandon

The asshole that can't say no and fucks shit up

Damn fuckin Brandon!

by Damnmamiiioch March 24, 2016