A Bobert is a person who will do anything to impress that single person in the friend group, no matter what.
by Hulk hogans foster child with October 28, 2019
Get the Bobert mug.When a male acts consistently like a simp(for months or years). A Bobeng is the type of man that usually loses his virginity after 30, trying to convince his friends that it is by "choice". A Bobeng is also the most likely to apologize for being cheated on and cry during sex.
TREXX: Tell me your biggest fear bro.
Thami: Honestly, I'm just afraid of being a Bobeng, can't dishonour the family like that dawg.
TREXX: Facts man.
Thami: Honestly, I'm just afraid of being a Bobeng, can't dishonour the family like that dawg.
TREXX: Facts man.
by Raids14 April 26, 2020
Get the Bobeng mug.An African term used to define what we now know as a "simp", but worse. A Bobeng will usually sacrifice their own friends and family to please a girl, hoping to secure a night in bed. Most Bobengs never get the experience of having a real girlfriend, but some might get lucky, only to be cheated on or traded in for a friend.
Person 1: What's your biggest fear in life?
Person 2: Idk...I'm just really scared of being a Bobeng, that would dishonour the family.
Person 2: Idk...I'm just really scared of being a Bobeng, that would dishonour the family.
by Gill Gibbons April 30, 2020
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Get the bobe mug.A word invented by Mads Hermansen and Tobias Hofmeister to describe the way your brain acts a few minutes after waking up. Your brain doesn't function fully, and your response to certain situations and or/questions may not be fully responsive, as well as your memory of the situation is blurred.
*Person 1 sleeping*
*Person 2 wakes person 1 up*
Person 2: "Can you mown the lawn today?"
Person 1 (with sleepy eyes and zombielike facial expression): "Yesss 👍 zzZZzZz."
*HOURS LATER*
Person 2: "Why haven't you mowed the lawn?!"
Person 1: "What are you talking about? I haven't agreed to that!"
Person 2: "Yes you did, I woke you up and asked you to do it."
Person 1: "Oh, I had boblefranne then."
*Person 2 wakes person 1 up*
Person 2: "Can you mown the lawn today?"
Person 1 (with sleepy eyes and zombielike facial expression): "Yesss 👍 zzZZzZz."
*HOURS LATER*
Person 2: "Why haven't you mowed the lawn?!"
Person 1: "What are you talking about? I haven't agreed to that!"
Person 2: "Yes you did, I woke you up and asked you to do it."
Person 1: "Oh, I had boblefranne then."
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Get the boblefranne mug.An absolute babbling moron who believes that the best way to make jokes is to constantly say "kys" and the n word repeatedly.
by smartphOWNEDyomama! September 10, 2020
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The two girls could sense bobbena watching them. They watched as a piece of paper unfolded itself and a wobbly word was written out on to it.
by Killan Ded September 14, 2020
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