blanket man

a man in a blanket. he is most likely a pervert, blanket men can be found on many different social networking sites including but not limited to: hot or not, ask.fm, omegle, etc. to not talk to the blanket man. they can be dangerous, and will often try to trick you.

Mary: i met someone online the other day.
Kim: who was it?

Mary: his name was blanket man.
Kim: STAY AWAY FROM HIM!!!!
Mary: fine… calm your tits.
Blanket Man: its too late…. i found her…

by claireknowshershit April 29, 2014

Flag

Get the blanket manmug.

Blanket Fair

A event where you go home and go sleep in your bed. Usually used by a parent that trolled you successfully when you were little.

Dad: "Hey son, do you want to go to the blanket fair?"
Son: "Yes daddy yes!"
Dad: "The fuck you getting excited for?"

by @kyleisversace October 28, 2013

Flag

Get the Blanket Fairmug.

tongue blanket

when a girl has a massive fur-burger and you can tuck your tongue in for a nap with that tongue blanket

man i was with this chick last night took so long to get thru her fur-burger a tucked my tongue in for a nap with her tongue blanket

by meatwad1245 December 10, 2011

Flag

Get the tongue blanketmug.

bitch blanket

A person to whom another person constantly bitches or complains about the ridiculous drama in his or her life.

Damn, I feel like Raychelle's making me her bitch blanket. She always comes over to me after class and dumps all her troubles on me about her shitty life.

by Kaybeeay February 10, 2009

Flag