Basket Creep

Where you go to the shops for a small selection of products, maybe a loaf of bread and some milk, but in addition to that other items mysteriously creep into your basket and you end up coming home with bedding, a new clock and a little treat for the car journey home, but at the cashier you see that your original expectation of £5 for the shopping is now £67.54.

We went Christmas shopping with Mum she only needed a turkey and some crackers but came out with 8 pints of milk and the rest of the weekly shop! What a basket creep!

by kidlvr April 16, 2019

Glazed basket

Someone who sleeps around such as a woman who has had sex with many guys.

You don't wanna mess with her. She's a glazed basket.

by outoftouch December 30, 2009

peanut basket

it's peanuts within a basket you disgusting fuck.

aye yo tony, you got them peanut baskets?

by Mrbananagurd January 18, 2017

basket-testicle

What some people think of the sport of basketball when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch basket-testicle on the telly . I know that you hate basketball with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony2 June 10, 2023

basket robbin'

On Halloween, going early when all the younger kids go, and taking the entire candy basket instead of just taking one.

Parent 1: How does that kid have so much candy already?
Parent 2: He must have committed basket robbin'.

by DANKAPLAN November 1, 2010

Flank Basket

A term widely used to describe a gentleman or lady's undercarriage, especially if said undercarriage resembles a cut of venison.

You, Sir, are a flank basket to the highest degree!
Stop wiggling your flank basket in front of me.

Remove your flank basket from the vicinity!
Wrap your flank basket for added protection.

by FlankBaskets December 11, 2013

Cringe basket

Someone very cringe or a group of people very cringe

Friend. I got an app called musicly and I already made 5

Me. U a cringe basket

by Jay 👌💯 February 14, 2017