one sided backwards ass fuck

a person who is one sided and is completely wrong

Ben is a one sided backwards ass fuck he has no idea what is even going on

by BOSS NIGGUH December 19, 2007

blackwards

Wearing a hat both backwards and slightly to the side.

That kid was wearing his hat blackwards.

by Diyo May 17, 2010

Backwards Six-pack

A term used when an overweight person has sections of flab across their back. Kinda like a six pack but the wrong way round.

Guy 1: "Dude, dude... check out the backwards six-pack on that guy!"

Guy 2: "Woah, he should really get some excercise..."

by errington10000 January 7, 2010

Backwards bird feeding

When a guy cums in a girls mouth and she acts like she's swallowed it and goes in for a kiss. During this she will spit the semen into the guys mouth (like a bird feeds it's young) forcing him to taste his own cum. Once he realizes it's his own cum he will gag and throw up while the girl laughs.

Dude, last night she was backwards bird feeding me. I haven't eaten all day...

by That_kid_whos_cool February 20, 2014

Backwards ear

To express immense displeasure in the manner of a cat.

That van parked so close to my new car gave me massive backwards ear.

by HHW666 December 12, 2015

Backwards Poop

When you get down on a girl and go into the number 2 instead of the 1

“Oh ya my boyfriend and I tried something new last night. He slipped it in and it felt like backwards poop!”

by ALilBottleofJack February 28, 2018

Backwards Kerigan

The act of a man turning and placing his asshole up to a woman’s box.

He then dispels a gust of wind* directly into the eye of the beast.

“Yo man that chick I was telling you about is a FREAK!”
-“Thatta boy brither, how so?”
“Last night she begged me for a ‘Backwards Kerigan’ and I fuckin blew her away! She told me she loves me”
-“Wow man, awesome.”

by Sh!tsmeller October 9, 2023