A hairbrush festooned with short, sharp, stiff bristles. Often taken from an ex-wife, it can provide immense relief when rasped against an itchy scrotum.
My scrotal pruritus was so intense last night that I borrowed my wife’s hairbrush to relieve it. Little does she know, it’s now my scroty brush.
by Tethys Wrenslayer December 30, 2022

Someone who has sex with a dirty butt or prostitute in the bushes where no one can see them,especially their spouse.
by 1disturbedimmortal March 26, 2022

by MonsterUnderTheBed October 13, 2022

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by SillyWilly34 August 5, 2020

by Sack King July 19, 2017

Brush is a bro crush. When a dude (gay or straight) has a crush on another dude. Similar to bromance but it’s the unrequited version of bromance in that it’s not reciprocated by the subject.
Hey Steve, last night I went out with Chris for a few drinks. I felt a brush moment for a bit. Not sure if Chris feels the same but we would totally kill it on the squash court.
by sdneachdude February 18, 2018
