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A Romanian expression that blends crude insult with a poetic twist of natural forces. Implies a deeper commentary on poor judgment. There is also a medical implication in the sense that people with lack of judgement would spend time under the sun without proper protection and getting heat stroked.
Culturally, it may mock someone’s inability to foresee obvious consequences like standing in the sun too long without protection and getting heatstroke. The sun becomes both the punisher and the metaphor for harsh reality. The phrase carries a layer of medical absurdity, hinting that the person’s brain might already be fried from overexposure, hence their current idiocy.
A Romanian expression that blends crude insult with a poetic twist of natural forces. Implies a deeper commentary on poor judgment. There is also a medical implication in the sense that people with lack of judgement would spend time under the sun without proper protection and getting heat stroked.
Culturally, it may mock someone’s inability to foresee obvious consequences like standing in the sun too long without protection and getting heatstroke. The sun becomes both the punisher and the metaphor for harsh reality. The phrase carries a layer of medical absurdity, hinting that the person’s brain might already be fried from overexposure, hence their current idiocy.
"Fută-te-ar soarele de prost"
“May the sun fuck you, you idiot.”
It adds „de prost” (literally “for being stupid” / “you fool”) to specify why the curse is being delivered.
“May the sun fuck you, you idiot.”
It adds „de prost” (literally “for being stupid” / “you fool”) to specify why the curse is being delivered.
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