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X-Mas AnXiety

The overwhelming feeling of anxiety that you get when the Christmas holiday celebrations are less than a week away and you are NOT ready. This means that you have way more presents to buy and not enough time and/or the funds to do so...OR...You suffer from perfectionist tendencies and no gift you buy will ever be good enough for that special loved one.
I was gonna stop by and visit, but I got a real bad case of X-mas AnXiety and had to go home and make a to do list.
by superdupersassy December 18, 2022
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Pack Anxiety

A feeling of anxiety while waiting for your next package to land.
New packs boutta be fire bro but I cant hang tonite; got that pack anxiety
by Fineman101 April 24, 2021
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Plop Anxiety

The fear of someone hearing you poop, particularly in a public toilet
I held onto my shit until the coast was clear, my Plop Anxiety was real
by Tractorgasm April 10, 2024
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anxiety vicious cycle

The anxiety that is paradoxically caused by your fears about the return of your anxiety
I tried to relax, but the anxiety vicious cycle kicked in again; worrying about my anxiety just made it worse!
by Emotional Cruiser November 18, 2025
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molecular anxiety

(noun): the physical sensation of homelessness; the wanderlust driving the exiled, abandoned, and destitute to be constantly moving not toward a destination, but away from the particulate neuropathy of not having any place to belong physically
The depression and restlessness caused by molecular anxiety after Jan's eviction caused people to accuse her of lying about her desire to establish stability, as she felt more comfortable walking aimlessly with other homeless friends than intruding on the personal space of family.
by A Curious Becoming November 11, 2021
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Crypto-anxiety

Crypto-currency owners who are anxious about the rise or fall of crypto-currency's value and can't stop thinking about crypto-currency.
This person can't stop looking at the value of crypto currency all day long on his cell phone, I think he has crypto-anxiety.
by MCM_HelloWorld October 14, 2023
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female anxiety

The 1:1 relationship between the complex numbers wave-function collapses in the triene-function and the internal corners of the hypermodular Fauvic point.

The fear a woman had that her son will become a property owner.

The lines running between the wave-function collapses and the Fauvic corners are black.
Female anxiety is a mother's sexual fear about son.

The son will experience this anxiety as scarcity-in-a-supply-chain rather than competition in the mode-of-patriarchy.
by flightfacilities May 13, 2022
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