by PrettyMuchBob December 24, 2020
A condition that all drivers of old vehicles have. Where each clank, knock, noise or rattle will trigger high levels of anxiety.
This condition often causes drivers to turn down their radio and mute all other sounds to listen for noises.
This condition often causes drivers to turn down their radio and mute all other sounds to listen for noises.
by Hub3r March 24, 2023
Bitches who think, visualize, and/or talk about men, who then refuse to talk to, OR entertain men in real life.
“Why are you always talking about niggas but then never have one?”
“It’s not my fault that I have Dick Anxiety, niggas make me nervous”
“It’s not my fault that I have Dick Anxiety, niggas make me nervous”
by Larrysrealgurl June 21, 2025
Snapchatting or texting someone you want to hook up with that you are under your weighted blanket so they respond with “I’ve never used one before” and you can tell them to come over.
Me: My weighted blanket is my only method of flirtation...
Anyone: What do you mean???
Me: I’m only used to flirting with ~anxiety~
Anyone: What do you mean???
Me: I’m only used to flirting with ~anxiety~
by rt7821 September 21, 2020
When a female (or male) feels an unreasonable sense of anxiety when a photograph might be taken of their face (and/or nose) in profile, an angle they find most unflattering.
Susan: OMG, Rebecca, can you delete that photo from your facebook gallery? I hate my nose at that angle.
Rebecca: Susan, you really need to get over your profile anxiety.
Rebecca: Susan, you really need to get over your profile anxiety.
by PrincessKatie April 18, 2010
When the thought of having children scares you because of the multitude of problems that could occur from the timeline of their birth to adulthood.
Spouse: want to have kids?
Me: Umm...sure.
Spouse: are those tears of joy?
Me: no tears of anxiety. What if something goes wrong?
Spouse: thats called pre parental anxiety. I understand.
Me: Umm...sure.
Spouse: are those tears of joy?
Me: no tears of anxiety. What if something goes wrong?
Spouse: thats called pre parental anxiety. I understand.
by Mister Crapaud March 06, 2024
Pre-parental anxiety is what modern day parents worry about when deciding whether to have children or not. Its a composite of anxieties about multiple issues including about societal shifts, climate change and FOMO about regretting not having children later on but not having the option available then.
Male partner: I'm not sure if I want to have kids, there are so many people already in the world today and limited resources. Plus I like enjoying our kid-free time right now.
Female partner: I agree, but if we wait too long and then decide we want them in 10 years, it might be difficult later.
Male partner: Its pre-parental anxiety.
Female partner: I agree, but if we wait too long and then decide we want them in 10 years, it might be difficult later.
Male partner: Its pre-parental anxiety.
by Mister Crapaud January 21, 2024