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Anthony

Elon Musk's long lost sun. He is now suing Elon Musk for touching his pet cat's big fat dog. he is from the nibba tribe of Afiganibbastan. He is also a millionaire and Elon Musk stole dogecoin from him. He sued Elon Musk for that too. He is the richest man in the world and has 69 trillion dollars in his car only.

He is also madly in love with Dackie.
Mario Judah: I wanna be Anthony
dababy: you are not Elon Musk's long lost sun (literal sun, Elon Musk is an alien that came to earth 16trillion years ago and Anthony can morph into a sun)
Mario Judah: No, I want to have his money
Dababy: Oh...
by BiggFatNigga69 June 23, 2021
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Anthony

Anthony. Anthony is a manly man. He likes cars, loves music, likes to chill and smoke, and loves it when people talk about him. Anthony loves the attention, even though he might not get a lot of it. He is a very caring person, and actually listens to your problems. Anthony can also be clingy. When he has feelings for someone, he focuses on you, and you only. If it doesn’t work out, his feelings won’t go away easily. He can be really attached to you. Sometimes it makes him crazy, and makes him upset. But no matter what, he will always be there for you. When anthony has a big problem with someone, he will tell them straight up how he feels, and he will fight for you if you have a problem. He can do stupid stuff, and also be really funny. He can be super nerdy and cute. And can also be sad and bottle it up. Be there for him, and he will always be there for you cause that is the type of person he is.
“Anthony is very funny and cute
by Imalamebaby July 9, 2018
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Anthony

Hates being called Tony. Every Tony is fake Anthony. Pronounce correctly, "th" is there for a reason.
Calm, composed and reliable, wouldn't hurt a fly. Unless you try to hurt him or someone dear to him in a dark alley, then you'll realize he knows hundreds of ways to kill you and won't hesitate to do it. But he will do no more than necessary, because he's still a nice guy, so you might be lucky to survive.
The best friend, colleague, son, grandson, boyfriend, acquaintance (...) - you just want him in your life. He will bring you donuts just when you need them - you can't say that about everybody.
Passionate, thorough, smart, knowable, funny. Always willing to help. You can talk with him about everything and there is a slim chance he'll find it weird.
A unicorn among people. If you find real Anthony - befriend him!!
-Is that Antony?
-AnTHony...

- Do you need a ride?
- No, thank you, Anthony already offered.
by H3quila October 21, 2019
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Anthony

A small dick cock loving Italian/black boy who plays basketball and soccer who's favorite team is the nets and like the color green who is gay
Wow that guy is a total Anthony
by Yamotha12344321 August 18, 2017
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Anthony

A fat boy who stays inside and sits infront of a computer screen who thinks they are skinny but in reality they are the most fattest and disgusting african monkey in all of afganistan. You can usually find them at your closest Mcdonalds or at your closest hospital from all of the bigmac grease in his bloodstreams. If you see one try not to intimidate it because it will eat you or threaten to jump.
CHOSEN: Have you seen Anthony?
Criticallz: Which one?
CHOSEN: The one that started the big bang.
Criticallz: Oh hes probably in the hospital for his 18th heart attack treatment.
by Bigmacahoosha October 25, 2019
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Anthony

Anthony is no longer a man.
by notthemexicanyouknow May 13, 2017
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Anthony

A Jew that thinks he will get "V", but in reality, only gets "Uglies".
I get all the bitches, unlike that "Anthony" over there.
by Foi See Forever June 7, 2014
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