Noun: A male human who lives for nothing more than to cum in a person's anus, subsequently falls asleep, and then lets his penis go limp.
Hey, homie, you know that broken faced tranny that likes to slip Mickeys into guys drink at the bar? That bitch turned out to be a real "anal rat".
by Highwaycoyote May 29, 2016
Get the anal ratmug. Is a genetic condition in which the jungle bridge is reversed, resulting in the scrotum being attached to the "Brown eye" and not the penis.
Jane- Did you hear John was born with scrotal analitis?
Tom- Yeah, we're not friends anymore, what a loser.
Tom- Yeah, we're not friends anymore, what a loser.
by NitmanRadio August 14, 2017
Get the scrotal analitismug. After taking a shit, you wipe and some of the toilet paper is left behind with the poop feeling like sand in your butt. In the shower is the only time to remove anal sand.
Guy 1: Hey man, I just took a slimy shit and I got some anal sand up there.
Guy 2: I had the same thing happen to me yesterday. Use some soapy water
Guy 1: I gotta go take a shower. It's chaffing my buns.
Guy 2: I had the same thing happen to me yesterday. Use some soapy water
Guy 1: I gotta go take a shower. It's chaffing my buns.
by BonofiedAnalGaping December 17, 2016
Get the Anal sandmug. by FakePlasticPete February 5, 2008
Get the anal strategistmug. An Acronym for
(A)uthoritarian
(N)on-Progressive
(A)liberal
(L)ockdown Lunatics'
(S)tandard
(L)eftist
(O)perating
(P)rocedure
In which the one executing such will never admit that non-pharmaceutical interventions such as masks and lockdowns were ineffective and dangerous , but will continue to "double down on stupid", such as advocating double masks, more lockdowns, and other destructive interventions that have been proven not to work according to empirical data and randomized control trials.
(A)uthoritarian
(N)on-Progressive
(A)liberal
(L)ockdown Lunatics'
(S)tandard
(L)eftist
(O)perating
(P)rocedure
In which the one executing such will never admit that non-pharmaceutical interventions such as masks and lockdowns were ineffective and dangerous , but will continue to "double down on stupid", such as advocating double masks, more lockdowns, and other destructive interventions that have been proven not to work according to empirical data and randomized control trials.
Wow, look at the ANAL SLOP Karen spews. Rather than admit lockdowns and masks were a huge mistake, regardless of the evidence against them, she continues to advocate for even stricter infringements regardless of the extensive damage done. It must've been nice for her while her husband made a full paycheck on his zoom calls with her kids still getting in person tutoring.
by The Florida Populist May 5, 2021
Get the ANAL SLOPmug. The super accurate apparatus you have inserted in your rectum, that knows the exact position you are in and starts your vowel functions as you get close to your house/favorite bathroom.
Alfie: "Yo how far are we from home?"
Mike:"Dont worry kid my Anal Gps tells me we are close, im shitting myself"
Mike:"Dont worry kid my Anal Gps tells me we are close, im shitting myself"
by Senterstylemx January 15, 2011
Get the Anal Gpsmug. by chuck/norris December 9, 2012
Get the Anal breathingmug.