anal era

An age where everybody had the IQ of an anus.

You got an F on that super-easy quiz? When were you born, the anal era?

by Stardust Pixie February 17, 2015

Anal Cone

To insert shaved ice and urine inside the anal cavity or booty, thus resulting in a snow cone type dessert inside the hole or booty for one to lick and/or eat.

Dude, she let me have the BEST Anal Cone last night, holy shit!

by Darnell Nugget July 9, 2015

Anal sand

After taking a shit, you wipe and some of the toilet paper is left behind with the poop feeling like sand in your butt. In the shower is the only time to remove anal sand.

Guy 1: Hey man, I just took a slimy shit and I got some anal sand up there.

Guy 2: I had the same thing happen to me yesterday. Use some soapy water
Guy 1: I gotta go take a shower. It's chaffing my buns.

by BonofiedAnalGaping December 17, 2016

scrotal analitis

Is a genetic condition in which the jungle bridge is reversed, resulting in the scrotum being attached to the "Brown eye" and not the penis.

Jane- Did you hear John was born with scrotal analitis?
Tom- Yeah, we're not friends anymore, what a loser.

by NitmanRadio August 14, 2017

anal rat

Noun: A male human who lives for nothing more than to cum in a person's anus, subsequently falls asleep, and then lets his penis go limp.

Hey, homie, you know that broken faced tranny that likes to slip Mickeys into guys drink at the bar? That bitch turned out to be a real "anal rat".

by Highwaycoyote May 29, 2016

Anal breathing

the act of opening up ones sphincter and pushing and pulling air in and out of your anus.

It is good to practice anal breathing so you dont suffer from massive hemorrhoids

by chuck/norris December 9, 2012

ANAL SLOP

An Acronym for

(A)uthoritarian
(N)on-Progressive
(A)liberal
(L)ockdown Lunatics'

(S)tandard
(L)eftist
(O)perating
(P)rocedure

In which the one executing such will never admit that non-pharmaceutical interventions such as masks and lockdowns were ineffective and dangerous , but will continue to "double down on stupid", such as advocating double masks, more lockdowns, and other destructive interventions that have been proven not to work according to empirical data and randomized control trials.

Wow, look at the ANAL SLOP Karen spews. Rather than admit lockdowns and masks were a huge mistake, regardless of the evidence against them, she continues to advocate for even stricter infringements regardless of the extensive damage done. It must've been nice for her while her husband made a full paycheck on his zoom calls with her kids still getting in person tutoring.

by The Florida Populist May 5, 2021