The age rangers

Fetus one minute to human development
Unborn one lunar day to 10 lunar months
Newborn the time of coming out to a full day
Baby 1 day-3day
Infant 4day-11months

Tiny tot 1-2
Toddler 1-5
Kid 1-7
Child 4-7
Pre tween 5-7
Newly teen 8-14
Teeny bopper teens 8-11
Early teens 8-9
Young teens 15-18
Junior teens 14-17
Miniature teens 9-10
Pre teens 10-12

Tweens 9-14
Teens 8-19
Adolescents 10-19
Pre adolescents 8-9

Pre adults 10-20
Post teens 20-26
Young adults 16-19
Adults 21-death
Old adults 70-79
Elderlys 60-66
Pre seniors 80-99
Seniors 100-death
Dying 60 last minutes to 1 second

Die 2 hours-33 days
Pre death 2 seconds
Death already dead
Post death 19 years to 23 years
Heaven a moment with God to eternity
Hell the moment with the devil to eternity

These are all the age ranges you will be in your life time. So in the moment of living what age range are you? So the age rangers are these age rangers.

by 459395 January 30, 2022

Sacred Age

Spiritual Lynguistic Rapper From Ontario Touching On Subjects From Buvarian Illuminati/The Elite to Paranormal Entities/Wushu.
Wu Watchmen Affiliate.
Creator Of Hip Hop Group Silent Knights

Hip Hop Rap Wu Tang Sacred Age Illuminati Annunaki Paranormal

by AlienGodSun November 9, 2010

aged weed

The crusty dusty dried up weed hidden in tobacco pipes.

I think there’s some aged weed in my pipe broski.

by jefftheheff September 14, 2021

ice age

When your about to blow your load you throw dry ice on a girls coochie and cum. Upon cumming your cum will freeze on impact.

Yesterday I ice aged my girl.

by mcfaggyfaggot January 20, 2021

F-age

To get a major F on your reports, HSC - etc.

To fail terribley.

i got major F-age on my last text i did.

by thedevilscandii September 1, 2009

Age Ratard

Some fucking asshole parent (mostly over 35+) that thinks that some things like mild fake blood will traumatize their kids and turn them into serial murderers and degenerates. They also disregard the fact that maturity isn't defined by age only and that how you raise them will make them more or less mature AND the fact that the acceptance of mild violence and blood in tv shows can toughen you up for your future life.

"Bro, our music teacher is such a fucking age ratard!"
"Yeah, when she lets her 13-year-old students watch a movie before the term ends, she refused to let them watch anime or marvel, but forced them to watch disney instead!"
"Yeah I know, fuck her entire family bro"

by Truth of Commonsense & Reality September 28, 2023

ag hill

A place where a bunch of underage kids go to drink four lokos from a local gas station and get hammered after 2 sips and get robbed and jumped by people

Dude were you at ag hill last night? A bunch of my freinds got drunk off four lokos and got jumped by four black guys!

by Saturdays are for the boys October 14, 2017