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Assing

What u assing me?
by Allahatopia November 22, 2018
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Ashing off my pickle

When your pickle is too juicy so you have to shake off the extra juice.
“Bro, I’m ashing off my pickle, it’s too juicy.”
by Ashtonmilo January 6, 2019
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Alingsås

A city in sweden, known for it's cafés and "fika".

Everybody who lives here is extremely quiet, the only thing you can hear is the cars on the highway.
And DONT say hello to anyone, they will probably think you are a crazyperson!

If you ever plan on going to Alingsås and grab some fika, i would recomend "Nygrens Café".
Guy 1: wanna go to Alingsås and grab some fika?
Guy 2: FUCK YEAH BOI! <- (dont scream that)
by SECRETSSECRETSSECRETSSECRETS January 9, 2019
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amington

Amington, sits east of middle earth. Known for crack heads and lil scallies robbing you, but other than that, yeah mon, you can get good hurb eya
Amington, a village in Tamworth. Known for The Gate which has a canal at the back and a nice beer garden.
by DollyP70 May 14, 2019
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Abington heights

THE ONLY SCHOOL IN NEPA WITH HOT GUYS !!!!!!!!!!
You go to abington heights”lucky
by boyzzzzzzx August 26, 2019
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Assing the Lobster

The sadomasochistic act of inserting a live lobster into one's anus, prior to anal intercourse.

The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.

This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.
"Karen made me play assing the lobster last night. My cock looks like fucking slinky now."

"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...

"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"
by zoidburg_is_not_a_fan September 18, 2019
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aginger

The best name lastname someone could have
aginger WOW
by Dr babatunde October 15, 2019
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