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A city in sweden, known for it's cafés and "fika".
Everybody who lives here is extremely quiet, the only thing you can hear is the cars on the highway.
And DONT say hello to anyone, they will probably think you are a crazyperson!
If you ever plan on going to Alingsås and grab some fika, i would recomend "Nygrens Café".
Everybody who lives here is extremely quiet, the only thing you can hear is the cars on the highway.
And DONT say hello to anyone, they will probably think you are a crazyperson!
If you ever plan on going to Alingsås and grab some fika, i would recomend "Nygrens Café".
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Amington, a village in Tamworth. Known for The Gate which has a canal at the back and a nice beer garden.
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Get the Abington heights mug.The sadomasochistic act of inserting a live lobster into one's anus, prior to anal intercourse.
The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.
This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.
The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.
This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.
"Karen made me play assing the lobster last night. My cock looks like fucking slinky now."
"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...
"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"
"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...
"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"
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