Alaskan Menstruation

When someone WITH A VAGINA puts a taper in a penises meatus (or urethra) until it bleeds, then plugs the hole with snow.

Kelly was so fed up with her boyfriends shenanigans that she had to give him the classic Alaskan Menstruation.

by alaskalover123 January 5, 2021

alaskan coiler

An Alaskan coiler is a poop so large that it coils around the toilet bowl and protrudes the water.

"Bro, clear the F out. I'm about to pinch off an Alaskan coiler"

by butt cheeks. November 6, 2015

Alaskan Morbus

Alaskan Morbus: a guy that is gay for little anime boys (usually Tanjiro Kamado) and also calls random guys on discord or on other social media platforms “daddy” or ”master”

Guy on discord: “omg daddy david you’re so hot”

David: ”stop being such an Alaskan Morbus”

by UwUeBoy February 21, 2022

alaskan dolphin

where you stick her head in a bucket of ice and fucker like a bunny.

imama fucc you like an Alaskan dolphin

by orphy November 30, 2016

Alaskan Firedragon

When a guy is about to cum while a girl is giving him a blowjob and he punches her in the throat and the cum comes out her nose.

Give him a blowjob he wont give you an Alaskan Firedragon.

by Alexandria(: (: October 20, 2011

alaskan sundae

This is the occurence in which somone busts in a womans asshole. He then has here shit into an ice cream cone and the female then eats it.

John came in Shirley's ass. She then had to shit immediately. John held an ice cream cone under her bulging corn-hole. Shirley then enjoyed and Alaskan sundae.

by Jicibob November 15, 2010

alaskan nutsack

When you take two frozen advocates in a plastic bag and put it on the back of someone's neck as if you were teabagging them

Guy1: dude my girl surprised me with an Alaskan nutsack last night I felt like I was in 50 shades of grey
Guy2: wtf

by Shrek_is_love666 March 28, 2015