Alaskan Tubeline

Derivative of popular sexual intercourse strategy for the best alpha chad males in the milky way galaxy "Alaskan Pipeline" the perfected version of this has been thought throughly and perfected for male gay nigger jew sex enjoyers. Alaskan pipeline is the action of secreding your diarrhea into a XL condom, freezing it for 24 hours and inserting it into ones urethra so that the partner (usually gay nigger) squeezes it romantically and slowly.
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by OH BOY(; February 15, 2022
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alaskan blumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking a dump and your partner has ice in their mouth.
Brian: I was so lucky last night, I got an Alaskan Blumpkin!
by Msoeadmin February 02, 2016
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Alaskan Bushburner

When a man and a man both ejaculate on each other pubes at the same time but the ejaculate is so hot that it sets fire to the pubes causing kinky pain to both the honosexual lovers
Jake: I gave Josh an Alaskan Bushburner yesterday

Josh: It was a great Alaskan Bushburner
by Bushburner6969 April 27, 2017
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The Alaskan Flip

When you have a boner so you are unable pee comfortably, so you do a handstand in front of the toilet in order to pee more efficiently.
"Dude I am so hard right now but I really have to pee."
"Same bro, lets do the Alaskan Flip."
"Smart."
by Bullworm February 02, 2021
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Alaskan Firedragon

When a guy is about to cum while a girl is giving him a blowjob and he punches her in the throat and the cum comes out her nose.
Give him a blowjob he wont give you an Alaskan Firedragon.
by Alexandria(: (: October 20, 2011
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alaskan sundae

This is the occurence in which somone busts in a womans asshole. He then has here shit into an ice cream cone and the female then eats it.
John came in Shirley's ass. She then had to shit immediately. John held an ice cream cone under her bulging corn-hole. Shirley then enjoyed and Alaskan sundae.
by Jicibob November 13, 2010
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Alaskan Crowbar

When ya girl is sliding one of her nostrils over ya dick and ya tickle her other nostril and she sneezes your load out the other side.
Becky was giving me an Alaskan Crowbar and it was the most memorable event of my life.
by Young Dagger Dck March 06, 2019
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