Agented

A wanky IT consultant word meaning that a server has an agent installed upon it.

We can't get any performance metrics of that server. Is it agented?

Or

The boss says "I am off on leave, if you could get the whole IT estate agented before my return, you can keep your job".

by Rolf_G August 26, 2008

Matrix Agent

Similar to a Non-Player-Character, a Matrix Agent is a person or persons who seem or act as though 'programmed' to respond or behave in scripted ways. Unlike an NPC, the Matrix Agent connotation implies some cognizant understanding of their simulated world, while nonetheless believing in that world and following their programming within it.

All of the people in that neighborhood seem like Matrix Agents.

by coopergraham November 6, 2023

Directory user agent

DUA is instead of DIA

DIRECTORY.USER.AGENT.

We teach you how to use psychedelics safely!

instead of arresting the people microdosing and eating a mushroom pizza, we actually arrest the people abusing animals, women and kids, drunk driving, and hurting the planet.

Sorry DIA< DUA is takin’ the LOVE and future for the planet over!

Hello (goodbye?) DIA- This is the DIRECTORY USER AGENT (DUA) coming through!

How is our new product? ContinuAlly keep being a great beautiful citizen of your universe- and it is always provided for free!

Keep giving us feedback about what string of the product works best for your daily family’s needs- tax money is going to help the universe be at peace!

All DIA (gents) happily converted to DUA

The world is at PEACE 🌎

by hurleyrocks March 8, 2021

Agent Smith

Anyone who say's they're "red-pilled" but doesn't know that The Matrix is a movie about being trans (and the process of transitioning) that was written by two trans women and the red pill itself is likely referencing Premarin (a common estrogen treatment in the 90's that comes in a red pill). Can also be used as "Smith."

Looks like Agent Smith started another podcast about how women don't like "nice guys." What a walking red flag.

Dude says something transphobic/misogynist/racist/wants a "debate" Ok, Smith, time to get blocked.

by anonymous March 6, 2023

Agent Gyatless

A true sigma with one goal getting a huge peach-like gyat going on secret missions each day to get that bbl drizzy there gyat is growing at a rapid rate while we are unsure of who exactly agent gyatless is we know that they are one of lucs cousins or maybe even lucs bucs himself

oh wow its agent gyatless hohoho i guess we can't call him that anymore since he got that bbl drizzy"
"i bet its luca jianu hes had a huge bbl drizzy glow up in the past 5 months"

by Lucs cousin May 28, 2024

Agent 8

Maine protagonist of Side Order (2024) and Octo Expansion (2018)
a poor octoling with PTSD
altho seriously am I the first person to give her a urban dictionary entry since f**king 2021
and that was the only UD entry she got EVER

Agent 8 is a good chracter
your a sim-----
PULLS OUT NUCLUER BOMB
GOODBYE COUSINFUCKER

by TakoTheMemer November 13, 2023

Agent Bee

Agent Bee is a nice guy in discord, he may get angry but don't worry... He calms down that fast. He got banned from landfall for too many warnings. He is probably stupid like orange juice gang or ceiling gang, very stupid. You can find him in the servers called Beerothers, Landfall Mod Center, etc.

Person: Look! That's the dumbass Agent Bee dude! Mods: YES

by dudeguyidk May 21, 2020