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ice age

When your about to blow your load you throw dry ice on a girls coochie and cum. Upon cumming your cum will freeze on impact.
by mcfaggyfaggot January 20, 2021
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The age rangers

Fetus one minute to human development
Unborn one lunar day to 10 lunar months
Newborn the time of coming out to a full day
Baby 1 day-3day
Infant 4day-11months

Tiny tot 1-2
Toddler 1-5
Kid 1-7
Child 4-7
Pre tween 5-7
Newly teen 8-14
Teeny bopper teens 8-11
Early teens 8-9
Young teens 15-18
Junior teens 14-17
Miniature teens 9-10
Pre teens 10-12

Tweens 9-14
Teens 8-19
Adolescents 10-19
Pre adolescents 8-9

Pre adults 10-20
Post teens 20-26
Young adults 16-19
Adults 21-death
Old adults 70-79
Elderlys 60-66
Pre seniors 80-99
Seniors 100-death
Dying 60 last minutes to 1 second

Die 2 hours-33 days
Pre death 2 seconds
Death already dead
Post death 19 years to 23 years
Heaven a moment with God to eternity
Hell the moment with the devil to eternity
These are all the age ranges you will be in your life time. So in the moment of living what age range are you? So the age rangers are these age rangers.
by 459395 January 30, 2022
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ag hill

A place where a bunch of underage kids go to drink four lokos from a local gas station and get hammered after 2 sips and get robbed and jumped by people
Dude were you at ag hill last night? A bunch of my freinds got drunk off four lokos and got jumped by four black guys!
by Saturdays are for the boys October 14, 2017
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Age of Suspicion

The age at which a person's family and friends, and indeed society as a whole, begins to seriously suspect he/she is gay. Generally at least 26 or 27, a person at the Age of Suspicion has never had a long-term boy/girlfriend, nor wife/husband (which would exonerate him/her from suspicion). With the Age of Suspicion, homosexuality is not necessarily viewed as undesirable or wrong, it more marks the time when a person's family and friends are fed up with him/her being "in the closet," if he/she is in fact gay.
"Patrick is turning 30 this year.. no wedding in sight either"
"He's approaching the Age of Suspicion. Someone should tell his parents"
by Anonymous4591 March 16, 2010
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Age of Disfunctionalism

Q: Why does all the music suck nowadays?
A: We're in the age of disfunctionalism.
by xp72 April 27, 2023
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Aged beef

When two elderly people are arguing
Bob:hey you see those two old hags fighting?

Joe:yeah, why?
Bob:because they've got some aged beef.
by Sallen953 June 5, 2016
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Age Ratard

Some fucking asshole parent (mostly over 35+) that thinks that some things like mild fake blood will traumatize their kids and turn them into serial murderers and degenerates. They also disregard the fact that maturity isn't defined by age only and that how you raise them will make them more or less mature AND the fact that the acceptance of mild violence and blood in tv shows can toughen you up for your future life.
"Bro, our music teacher is such a fucking age ratard!"
"Yeah, when she lets her 13-year-old students watch a movie before the term ends, she refused to let them watch anime or marvel, but forced them to watch disney instead!"
"Yeah I know, fuck her entire family bro"
by Truth of Commonsense & Reality September 28, 2023
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