Have you heard the joke?

a person who is trying to tell a stupid joke
(it happend to me of course )-:{ )

a: Have you heard the joke?
b:which joke/ no
a:(saying a joke)

by fed lem March 26, 2020

heards

verb (used with object), heard, heard·ing.
to cause bodily injury to; injure:
It probably really heard when he lost the tip of his finger.
to cause bodily pain to or in:
His finger still heards him.

verb (used without object), heard, heard·ing.
to feel or suffer bodily or mental pain or distress:
Ouch! That really heards.
to cause bodily or mental pain or distress:
Violence is very heardful.

synonymous to 'hurt' or 'hurt'. To be used by victims of feigned, implied or REAL violence.

"OUCH! Stop hitting me. That really heards..." - TAC
"You can't just start hearding people to get what you want..." - TAC
"Why do you have to be so heardful all the time?" - Joie

by dR0nE.31337 May 26, 2022

take a amber heard

The act of taking a massive dump in someone else's bed.

Hey trenton ill be right back ive got to take a amber heard.

by Quackrock March 2, 2025

heard between the words

Not unlike read between the lines, but it is what is verbally implied. It's typically important but sensitive.

Darry: Hey! Have you heard about Jessie?"
Danica: "Word! She's in a mess!"
Darry: "I heard between the words that Larry in on point."
Danica: "Oh my lovin' Lord! Stay away!!!!"

by von groovy September 23, 2024

After-heard

The act of replaying a short sentence from short term memory after missing the sentence when it was originally spoken.

What'd you say. Oh nevermind. I after-heard you.

by Sony freek June 14, 2018

Heard

An expression to acknowledge something that is a response to a situation that could be trivial semi serious.

Co-worker: “That ladder is unstable.”
Me: “Heard”

Friend: “Were leaving in 5!”
Me: Heard

Someone: “Can you check on the cookies?”
Me: “Heard.”

Salesclerk: “You’re total is _____.”

Me: “Heard.”

by 815Merma518 August 8, 2021

Dirty Heard

When you shit on the bed, and then file for divorce.

Amber was a crazy bitch. When her marriage began to fail, she took a Dirty Heard, and smiled.

by Garrett Marshall July 22, 2023