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Dusty Canyon

(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack.
Yo, Aaron totally gave Kate a dusty canyon. When she found out, she hunted him down and beat the stuffing out of him.
by Rigid Cat Penis January 20, 2012
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wealthy dusty

A man of a higher social caste who is generally stingy. He’d croak at the thought of leveling up his woman.

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Have a business idea? Forget it! He’ll string you along and make you feel inadequate for expecting more from a man other than being pumped away at.

ie: He makes 30x’s your salary yet demands ((expects)) you go dutch on outings.

Says one or more of the following:
Gold diggers” etc..

“Let’s build together”
“Let’s split bills” (The two of you carry on as if you were roommates)
“Ugh, Tory Lanez is such a wealthy dusty! He makes comments like ‘Women are gold diggers!’ ‘I refuse to (SPOIL) buy a nice purse for a woman who’s bank account doesn’t reflect the cost of the bag or more’ (‘— but, I’ll sleep with her and have no qualms about expecting sexual favors because of my tepid social status.. all the more reason why I’m entitled to her body!’”
by KnowYourWorth January 21, 2020
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dusty brush

When you know you have to take a dump, but you really have to fart, and you fart not quite enough to poo your pants. It's a close call to actually shitting.
I really had to fart and it ended up being a dusty brush. Now I need a bathroom.
by back2basics November 19, 2016
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dusty tosh

A quantity. The amount of ejaculate emitted after two or more consecutive tumescent discharges. Specifically referring to a diminshed quantity of ejaculate where there is either no or almost none, immeasurable to the naked eye, of scrotal discharge. It is most often achieved through masturbation however in very rare instances it may be a condition of coital interconnection.
After jerking off like 50 times, Tom could only cum a dusty Tosh.
by meatpockets June 28, 2012
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Dusty plumber

When your girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe and you give her a good ol rimmer in an hour.
Brad gave Chad a dusty plumber .
by Acoolstick July 21, 2017
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Dusty-Link

Dusty-Link is a youtuber who does gaming videos, vlogs, unboxings, let's plays, challenges, music, art, stop motions, and much more, he is not popular, but still loves youtube, and all his subscribers.
Dusty-Link is a youtuber.
by Dusty-Link January 13, 2019
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Doing the dusty

Damn I was workin last night bringing these old folk their meds and they were doing the dusty.
by Smas8 January 2, 2021
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