Texas Twinkie

When two +300 lbs Caucasian men engage in sexual intercourse then proceed to climax simultaneously on to their bellies and finally bond together to form a glorious mess.

Bill: I just heard Ralph and Keith did a Texas Twinkie to one another!
Tom: I can go for a Texas Twinkie myself...

by Mercflow September 7, 2022

reverse twinkie

The action of placing cum back into the penis using various methods.

Hey, I’m feeling a little low on semen, can you give me a reverse twinkie?

by yoink master October 30, 2021

bum twinkie

When a woman lets a man cum in her ass. Like the meme about toaster strudel and twinkies where as a strudel he cums ON you and as a twinkie he cums in you, just in your ass.

My GF isnt on birth control so she's only a bum twinkie.

by Meowtyful June 13, 2020

toilette twinkie

A turd that has been sitting in thetoilette for a long time an dhas lost its color. For instance in a public restroom at a rest stop.

"I pissed that Toilette Twinkie to a million bits!"

by chubnubby March 18, 2014

ground twinkie

a twinkie that was found and harvested from the ground.

Henry: Does eating that ground twinkie that seem like a good idea?
William: oh bro totally im gonna have a fun trip tonight. I cant wait to eat this delicious mold-covered ground twinkie
Henry: That "trip" will cost me a $400 hospital bill- you better not.

by pupxi0 November 10, 2019

twinky-twonk

Anyone in their twenties, especially an attractive female.

Mmm... Check out that twinky-twonk.
Get a girlfriend your own age.

by PonyTrainBoi April 12, 2020

dipped twinkie

Having deep vaginal sex until a girl orgasms and coats your entire penis with her cum. And just before you finish, she deep throats you and swallows your cum as well as the residue of her own wetness.

Baby, I know you don't like sweets, but here's a Dipped Twinkie. I promise It's sugar-free.

by MyBratsJerk February 19, 2018