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by Fuckrick December 14, 2022

Jiggly Squid

When a male's soft penis hangs over the rim of the toilet while he poops, and he decides to play with it.

I accidentally walked in on Andrew playing Jiggly Squid while he was pooping... It was so small.

by FrozenCorn June 15, 2010

wiggly squid

When a woman's sucking a cock and it goes soft in her mouth and squirms about and pops out the side, but she carries on in a vein ettempt to get it hard again

He had too much to drink last night so it was just a wiggly squid in my mouth

by Wrongsowrong July 14, 2017

Squid Thong

When your women squirts into her panties or thong respectively the given name was chosen. It can also be a kink.

Yo me and my girl got so kinky last night I made her squid thong

by Poetic______ March 21, 2017

Squid-Top

When the top of your beanie is shaped like a squid's head.

person 1: Hey your beanie's got a squid-top.
person 2: Oh, really?

by Quinn Tackle October 14, 2020

squid pisses

the urban dictionary mods that won't accept my new, and better definition for Javier. he's a god and you're all too coward to admit it.

the mods are fucking squid pisses

by ooga booga kachigga July 3, 2018

Squid woman

Some fat guy (or woman idk) who drinks the corpses of children and then goes home to have a smoothie. S(he) is manly as well.

Ew it’s squid woman yuk how manky

by Squid’s fat August 3, 2019