Papa Russell is a hunk of an alpha male. Never fails to make you feel scared in his presence as his huge figure mocks you! Papa Russell is a cruel but fair master and will be very kind, loyal, and generous to anyone he finds easily dominated! His sexual prowess engulfs anyone he encounters while his beard will entice you. His majestic beard is sure to show his feral side making it clear to everyone who he thinks is boss. If Papa Russell doesn't have a beard he better hope he has some massive muscles to make up for it!
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Beta male 1: WOW! Is that Papa Russell?
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
by English man words May 6, 2021
Get the Papa Russellmug. by Don don69 July 4, 2021
Get the papa donmug. Papa Squatch is a awesome individual who has his own personal style. He can sing and was given the nickname for having big feet.
by KZella December 1, 2015
Get the papa squatchmug. by TheCommunistNugget April 25, 2019
Get the Papa Pepperonimug. the coolest parent ever. the parent who you and your friends actually hang out with. he lets you in your house and hosts kick ass parties.
by Its zeus! January 25, 2011
Get the Papa Nancemug. Papa Ravioli is a title devoted to a person who trades in the delicious goods also known as ravioli.
These traders often receive great respect from the community surrounding them. One such Papa may either trade these goods illegally or legally, cold or warm, canned or self-made. He may or may not profit from the trading. The goods sold may or may not be overpriced.
These traders often receive great respect from the community surrounding them. One such Papa may either trade these goods illegally or legally, cold or warm, canned or self-made. He may or may not profit from the trading. The goods sold may or may not be overpriced.
A: Damn son where'd you get that ravioli from?
B: You never heard 'bout Papa Ravioli? He selling some ravioli down the block right now.
B: You never heard 'bout Papa Ravioli? He selling some ravioli down the block right now.
by Papa Ravioli August 16, 2017
Get the Papa Raviolimug. papa, the most sexyist norris nuts and has the fattest bunda. if you ever see papa norris you will be flabbergasted. papas real name is justin norris. he also stepped on a dog named bubba but then they got a new one name after his ... he has had the biggest glow up out of the norris family. he used to be fat now look at him.
by anonymous September 17, 2022
Get the Papa norrismug.