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coffee-lag

Caffeine withdrawal as a consequence of alterations to circadian rhythms leading one's body to believe, at random periods during the day or night, that it is time for one's next cup of coffee.
HUSBAND & WIFE RETURN FROM TRIP TO PARIS.
Wife: Why are you getting up in the middle of the night to make coffee?
Husband: It's so strange; I feel I need a café au lait.
Wife: Oh no, you must have coffee-lag!
by DanielMK June 19, 2008
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face lag

Face lag - similar to lag suffered by a computer but this lag appears on the face of humans *note* can often be confused with down syndrome but face lag only appears on stupid people
fuck u have a bad case of face lag
by matt, scorpi0n October 23, 2007
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shag-lag

Fatigue following a rollicking sexual encounter.
Woman: Ready for another turn in the sack, honey?
Man: Would ya bleedin' leave me alone, I've terrible shag-lag after that!
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Lag Fag

The name for a Gamer who uses the excuse of internet lag to hide the fact that he/she is actually terrible at the game in question.
Jo - Fuck that shit, that bitch shot me and i didn't even see him. Fuck this Lag.
Tongano - Your a Lag Fag
by Chichichubachua June 11, 2009
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lag boosting

When your playing a mmo or a video game and you experience lag and you get killed by another player and it was bs and you know it.

Mainly referred to induring halo or warcraft.
Phillip: Man that guy was lag boosting that was some shit.

Jordan: I know that guy was totaly lag boosting.
by phillis cheese steak September 19, 2007
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Nap lag

A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.

Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.
Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"
by Just a tad anonymous March 10, 2008
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Crap-Lagged

When lag occurs due to heavy downloading of needless crap on your computer. May be from downloading too many videos, games, music,and never deleting any.
Dude, Stop downloading all that stuff on your computer or it will be crap-lagged.
by Liberate March 15, 2009
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