Dildo wars

Kinda like star wars but with dildos

I saw two lesbians play dildo wars

by Doctorficktor June 13, 2014

Dildo Queen

A girl with a large, master collection of dildos.

I think that girl over there is a dildo queen.

by MineMixer May 16, 2015

Dildo Diver

An individual who earns a meager living diving for lost dildos in the canals of Amsterdam’s red light district.

“Hey, Lance, is that a duck billed platypus?”

“No, Tim, it’s a dick faced dildo diver.”

by Naked Speyrer May 9, 2021

field dildo

Any dildo used to throw at Tom Brady.

You're a field dildo.

Whoever threw the original field dildo is an American hero.

by Mad Malc November 3, 2016

russian dildo

When a female shits in a condom, freezes it, then uses the frozen shit condom as a dildo

Kellie: The other night the party got really kinky after you left.
Lexi: How?
Kellie: Well first of all somebody shit in a condom and put it in the freezer.
Lexi: Why?
Kellie: To make a Russian Dildo, and use it on each other.

by KinkyFlower123 June 8, 2016

star dildo

A star dildo is a life-size replica of a porn star's penis. Cast in a mixture and hand painted by the manufacturers.

"Girl last night when we used that star dildo it felt like I was being fucked by a porn star"

by Giantrobotgrunt July 10, 2016

Dildo man

A dildo man is a man whos body is the shape of a dildo but he has no penis and is always very tall with no toes

That guy looks like a penis ohhhhh he musr be a dildo man

by Kaydin April 21, 2019