Cancer alert

a channel hosted by a dick head man child in his mid 30s who revolves to bullying teens and claims to be a news channel by putting false information backed by no evidence: slandering multiple youtubers.
YO, we need to get rid of cancer alert cause Keemstar is trying to fuck with grade a under a
by Angels best December 08, 2016
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bowel cancer

always in those roblox stories on tik tok with subway surfers in the bg where the persons stomach hurts real bad the shit starts coming out their ass like a damn machine gun and then they act like nothing happened
mia: my stomach really hurts...
doctor: poop in here were gonna take a sample to see whats going on
mia: HOLY SHIT
*shit shooting out like a machine gun*
mia: anyways i have bowel cancer
by ninaur November 17, 2022
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cancer music

Cancer music is something you fucking hear during minecraft tuto rials and shit it really is over used and needs to stop.

But srsly guys people die from cancr so stop it cancr is bad.
Gay: OMGET! ! the minecraft tutorial i saw is so good!!
Lesbian: Ya ik it has cancer music in it
by A_gay_man September 13, 2017
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Ear cancer

A type of cancer that is caused by listening to nicks music.
I lost my hearing because I contracted ear cancer from listening to nicks playlist
by Zacdastan May 29, 2017
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Gullet Cancer

The two words you don't particularly want to hear from your doctor, but if some day you WERE to hear them you'd probably rupture your gullet laughing about how great the word gullet is.
Doc: I'm sorry sir... You have gullet cancer.

You: Ahahahahaha... *strokes neck* Ooooohh...
by No Dizzle December 30, 2015
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half cancer

When one has half of their head shaved and has the uncontrollable urge to wiggle their fingers fast.
Sorry! My half cancer is acting up
by Astreet13 February 04, 2017
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Sky Cancer

A term used for Aircraft Carriers in World of Warships. It is commonly used by people playing destroyers or who's ship has a below average AA.
Person 1:This FDR pisses me off.

Person 2:Of course, it's sky cancer but do you expect Wargaming to do anything
by TimelessHatesCV's April 01, 2021
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