beer-joke

The linguistic or artistic reference to beer or any other alcoholic beverage, which is intended to be humorous (i.e. jokes, stories, clothing, music etc.).

A shirt that reads "this is not a beer belly" and points to a man's protruding mid-section: a clear beer-joke.

An unfamiliar fan at a football game is trying to start conversation and tells you a story about how he and his friends use to sneak onto the roof and drink heartily. (The story is told with profanity, laughter and inappropriate gestures): a disquised beer-joke.

You're Uncle offers you a beer at the family reunion even though he knows that you are thirteen years old. He doesn't intend to give you the drink, but simply offers it in order to have a cheap laugh and incite chuckles among other buzzed males: beer-joke of the 1st degree

Any other PRE-MEDITATED joke that involves alcohol: beer-joke of the 3rd degree.

by Big Sean January 9, 2007

No More Beers

A drunken play on the ozzy song "No More Tears", using this term tells all 3 things, easily established:

A).You are a metalhead.

B). You are drunk.

C). You need to go to the liquor store.

Tom: Aw man, ozzy, FUCKING RIGHTEOUS!

Jimmy:Looks in cooler, wasted NO MORE BEERS!

by A1TheGoudaDoctor March 12, 2008

beer fu

The ability to engage in physical combat after drinking copius amounts of beer. A predominantly north American martial art practiced in back wood taverns, at bachelor parties, and at NASCAR events.

Don't fuck with Wayne, he seems mild mannered, but he has been drinking Pabst since noon and knows beer fu.

by Matt Booyah April 12, 2008

[beer garden]

Anywhere where beer is served outside. Usually on a patio outside of a bar.

It's a nice day, let's go to a bar that has a beer garden, so we can drink outside.
Derived from the German word: Biergarten

by kcwired.com January 15, 2009

beer equilibrium

The phenomenon that occurs when the perfect blood alcohol level is reached while drinking and playing bar sports, resulting in near God-like performance at darts or pool.

Dude, that's like 3 bulleyes in a row. You have clearly attained you beer equilibrium.

by Blair Semchuk October 28, 2008

Beer Pressure

Decisions made while under the influence of beer. Similar to the decisions made based on peer pressure, beer pressure may be something that is later regretted by the decision maker.

1. "I didn't want to smoke last night, but I was totally beer pressured into it and couldn't say no."
2. Mike: "Dude! Why did you take that girl home last night?" David: "It was beer pressure, I swear!"

by Kat Chivette January 22, 2014

Appetizer Beer

Beers under 10% ABV that you order as a starter beer before the real entrée beer.

Brian: Hey Kevin, any beers above 10% ABV?

Kevin: No.

Brian: Let me get one of your appetizer beers then for now.

by Keep The Glass San Diego February 2, 2019